I went to the bitchhh

No internet, no cell... literally all i did was sleep. fucking hell man, the heat was HORRIBLE, but the beach was pretty and the hotel was gorg asf too. ngl, i was so fucking shocked by all the people here. I've seen SO MANY Russians, Italians, Germans, obviously Americans, so many Argentinians, and like... two French guys, and gorgeous nigerian and POC ppl, omfg i was flabbergasted, those girls beach looks were a solid 10. There were Indians too!!

i was genuinely stressed out by all the skibidi sigma kids. Every single 13 year old had a fucking iphone 17 like, when i say every kid, i am deadass serious. EVERY FUCKING KID had the latest model, just rotting on tiktok and watching mrbeast or some shit like that. Is this even normal in other countries?? bc i'm sitting in the hotel lobby with a giant ass pool and the actual beach right outside, and these mfs are literally just staring at their phones the whole time, hell nah. Meanwhile, the parents are doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. just sipping alcohol.

Also, what is up with all the americans? they were ALL sitting in the damn sun turning bright, radioactive RED. istg these american and european girls will lay flat on a sunbed from 11am to 4pm in 40 degree weather refusing to move a muscle. literally flipping over every 30 mins like a rotisserie chicken just to ending looking like hellboy . yesterd i literally saw one of them walking around looking like fucking sunburned tomatoe with her skin peeling off.

Anyway, everything was super pretty tho. totally worth driving to the literal other side of the country.