Dear MangaGo

Dear MangaGo,

I appreciate how you have always been by my side when I needed you the most. From my dark days, when I was depressed and had lost the meaning of life, to my happy and peaceful days where I just like to be by myself and read.

How many times have I used you as an excuse with my parents by telling them I’m sitting and studying when I’m actually reading here and watching two men having sex? Every time I read, I feel like I end up in another world, so you have truly been my joy and distraction in life for many years now.

But, like everything else, you also have something negative about you.
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So listen here, you little shit. When I see updates, they should be real updates about when a new chapter of a manga is coming out not that an uncensored or official version has been uploaded. You give me false hope, especially when I’ve been waiting 10 or 20 days for a chapter, or when the manga has been on hiatus.

Another thing is the notifications. I either get them late, or I never get them at all. If I get them late, I won’t be able to see if anyone has replied to or commented on my post. Especially if I decide to delete my post, but then—oops—I suddenly get a notification saying, “Someone has commented on your post,” which I already deleted a while ago. What if that person wrote me a whole paragraph or poured out their thoughts and feelings, and you decide to send the notification right after I deleted the post? How disrespectful is that?

You really have no manners.

Or even worse, when I create a post and get a notification saying I’ve received a “new reply.” I rush to check, and guess what? No one replied to me. It’s just a new follower following my post. Followers and replies are NOT the same thing. Learn the difference.

And don’t even get me started on the fact that I can’t delete my own replies. Sometimes I look back at something I wrote and think, “Why did I say that?” or maybe I just want to clean up my comments, but no. Apparently, my own words are out of my control. And why can I delete other people’s replies but not my own? You want me to suffer? You want me to experience second-hand embarrassment every time I see my old comments?

Rude.

And last but not least… your crashouts. How many times have I almost had a heart attack because of you? I, the depressed one, don’t even crash out that much, so what do you have to crashout about, huh?? I should be the one having a crashout, not you. Stay alive, please. I don’t want to get another message saying, “Bad Gateway.”

Enough is enough.

Anyway… thanks again for being by my side. Despite your crimes, your disrespect, and your terrible timing, I will continue to tolerate you.

Please don’t die on me.

Love you, you annoying little shit (づ￣ ³￣)づ