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I would whisper in trump's ear to kill himself him obviously thinking he's developing schizophrenia would get on meds but id keep doing it until he's in a full psychosis episode where he kill JD Vance, half his office and himself   reply
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I'd get the safe combinations of rich people.   reply
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I would find Christians and be like "yo this god, go out in public and do the WAP dance"   2 reply
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I would finally maximize my people pleasing potential   reply
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I'd start match-making like a crazed cupid   reply
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I'd use it to get a free drawing tablet   reply
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With how thin the walls were where I grew up, I don’t really need to hear anything from my family. So, it’s something along the lines of “my turn to talk.” Unfortunately, I think I would be very tempted to use it for selfish reasons. There are far too many conspiracy theorists and religious fanatics in my life who are determined to be mis......   1 reply
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I’d be mind fucking my self and I won’t be explaining how that’s even possible mate yall arent thinking about how vivid I can make wet dreams for myself I don’t give a fuck about what keysha next door thinks about me when 15 Batman’s are rawdogging me at the den ttime   1 reply
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just saying telepathy means i can move something with my mind right? if yess then i would use it to flyyy   2 reply
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