Creaming my jeans's answer page 8 (2091)
Idk. People on here kinda like me because I'm nice but I'm a bitch irl and I legit only have one friend
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21 06,2021
My brother once thought it would be a good idea to say 'It's nice to be in the same room with many of the people I've ever had sex with" at a family reunion. Like wtf?p.s. we don't live in Alabama lol. And he said it as a joke to get a reaction from our parents
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12 10,2020
My report cards coming in two weeks and I have barely done any homework so my grades are going to suck so let's have a double funeral
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22 02,2021
*sigh* it all started when I got dropped as a baby. It all went downhill from there. But I swear, she came at me first. Its not my fault she couldn't defend herself afterwards-
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02 07,2021
I spell my name wrong one time and you gotta call me out for it?
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18 12,2020
Yesss. Sign me tf up bitch cuz imma need it
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12 04,2021
Thank you for bringing back these weird ass things. It was truly a masterpiece and you deserve an award
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03 07,2021
This is why people call anime fans weird. I have seen so many tiktoks with this trend and some of them make me regret getting into anime
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11 02,2021
This one. It has to be this one-
Edit: someone else already had this one so I'm changing it to this-
I want to be the one with the knife
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28 04,2021
Did you know, statistically, only 20% of women cum during sexual intercourse?
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22 04,2021
I laughed so fucking hard at the end-
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15 02,2021
Am I the only one who doesn't know wtf a "mangago hot take" is?
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06 04,2021
I wish someone would just start a cult about me lol. I just want to be loved
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16 01,2021
Now I told you that you can't touch jellyfish so why would you fuck it? Now your dick needs to be cut off Jim. Fucking dumbass
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02 07,2021
I come on here every day and it's something new. Y'all really making me realize how well my parents raised me. Like seriously
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03 11,2020
What exactly did you catch me doing though?
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28 04,2021
Fabulously flamboyant
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04 12,2020
