FUCK OFF I WANNA SLEEP's question page 1 (63)

I am literally fucking done. I have had it with this shit, and I'm gonna crash out, crash landing into hell, heaven, and earth at the same time. I will ouroboros myself, try to fill this empty fucking void inside of me, and transcend into ultimate patheticness.

My old as FUCK phone started crashing just as I'm already at the lowest point of my life. Literally, why is this happening to me?

And you guys, any pent-up shit in your life you wanna share to the class?

Lately, I've been reflecting my behavior when it comes to interacting with the internet and boy do I regret all the shit I've said in here. I was like, what, 12? When I came here and started lying my ass off for attention I didn't get from physical social interaction (not my fault COVID was rubbing its ass off on so much people it started a pandemic).

So, have you guys cleaned your internet history?
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K-I-S-S-I-N-G~

Hey, I just think you're really cool and a weirdo but in the good way so anyways- WILL YOU MARRY ME?

You're so annoying...



Not you, duh... Them.

I came home for today and I just saw my neighbor dump their dumbass trash in our front lawn and sneakily pretend like it's hit and run on backyard demo version. I can confront them bluntly right here and right now but I'm hesitant on what should I say as an iconic comeback without seemingly trying to be rude and shameless, can y'all help lol.

Red Bomb or Blue Firecrackers?

I'm the lazy ass bitch who could've had so much potential to be a millionaire if only she had just took even one step of being productive

guys... I'm here to commence a kiss, marry, kill with your current top 3 hottest fictional characters

Yaoi, yuri, or het fuck, get in monsters here too, make it a "here me out" kinda thing, we don't judge here (and don't you FUCKING dare judge unless we're gonna be calling the court for too much depravity ).

Y'all, I saw this on Webtoon. You know that one- "Mom, I'm Sorry" where Henry gets his mom revert back to her twenties to prevent her from dying and granting her wish to go to college? Y'all, I saw the comments shipping HIS MOM AND JEREMY. WHICH JEREMY IS ALMOST THE SAME AGE AS HENRY BUT A BIT YOUNGER??!!! Like... It doesn't matter if she reverts back to her twenties, no mater what, isn't it weird to ship a mother and a guy who's younger than her son?! What the fuck. And they say- "She's biologically 20 now" BUT IS SHE MENTALLY 20?! NO, WHAT THE FUCK. SHE EVEN HAS A SON, SHE. HAS. A. SON!!!

Zheng Shuyi (from "Only for Love") takes the cake for me.

Girl, just look at her and her man! You're either blind, indifferent, a straight man, or already happy with your life if you don't feel even a little bit jealous.

Dude, like I wish I was born a hot woman who gets to attract a nonchalant, eyeglass-wearing handsome rich man.

There was this cute bird who came onto my room window and it's really adorable ahaha.

Hi birdy, how's yo-Tatakae

Nvm. It fucking sasageyo'ed me up on the exosphere down to Earth's Great Wall of China.

If you can and love to eat so much then okay go,
If you can go ride a horse okay then impressive,
If you can do dirty work mostly everyone is afraid to do, then okay wow

But if you gon say- "I can do this and that, but he still picked the blonde barbie bitch" then get out. My girl didn't do a thing to you but you get to call her a bitch and shame her cuz she's blonde and is heather. Tsk tsk tsk, jealousy and hatred.

Did you know when my older sister throws a fit, karma comes to her and makes her slip then she uses her elbows as support when she falls but then she gets scratches and bruises (obviously) and she curses me for it wishing I wasn't born.... B R uh

FUCK YOU, AND YOU, YOUR DAD, AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO (/not literally. It's a The Wizard of Oz reference, sorry )

anyways,
I'M ALWAYS GONNA HAVE FUCKS TO GIVE!!! I MEAN, LOOK AT MY USERNAME, IT HAS "FUCK" IN IT!!!!!!!

I'M SO SICK OF SHARING MY CHARGER AGWKSBKA *several more ensuing crashouts involving gnawed fingernails*

LIKE, GET UR OWN FUCKING CHARGER JESUS FUCKING GODDAMN CHRIST!!!!

You know what they say- "You should be grateful you even have wifi" but like, HOW CAN I BE GRATEFUL WITH THIS LOW QUALITY CONNECTIVITY SHIT TO THE POINT THAT I HAVE TO WAT 5 MINUTES LOADING FOR IT TO START?! B R U H (╯°Д °)╯╧╧

Idfk what timeline is the setting of the story, it has a comedy, drama and yaoi genre (nice combination ig lol jk), what the hell are the character's names? what purpose and what problems does it deal with? it seems to have a criminality concept... and the description is just- "Two boys meet, And for the first time they deeply feel like they exist for someone else. Who’s really saving who?" not sure that's what they felt when they first met each other though lmao. It already has 6 chapters and I'm still here confused. Normally, stories already has a narration of the story for an introduction but this one doesn't.

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSJQoVsHX/ sing them a lullaby ofc!

Just like what they say.... https://youtu.be/2Ni3GlyGOew

Wait what the hell, why is there Chinese all of a sudden.

I'm back motherflippers and It's ya gurl Funeral Homes. Y'know she's been feeling under the weather lately and she just wants to say....

Who fucking cares about grades?

In a nice way, good way, yes, very great, fantastic.

And if you don't know me... Bitch, tf r u, do I know u too? Exactly. We don't know each other so yeah, good fuckin afternoon to u.