True story from my freshman college year. I was walking in the halls but then I realized, there were so many people circling around this area. And two girls were fighting about a guy who's the one to blame for two-timing. And I said- "Are my eyes deceiving me or is THIS really happening in our university?" "Yeah, we don't actually know what's going but this is getting boring" "... Mm" I wanted to leave then they stopped fighting but what's next was actually the one that cracked me up. The crowd was like- (*throws tissue* "Wow, bravo, that was boring asf") or (*throws paper* "Wow diva, oh wait, that was my test paper"), ("Go off ig?" "Pop off sis" "That was an unexpectedly boring fight that I can even taste how bland it is... Cuz it doesn't actually taste anything *laughter*") ("Bitch, let's attack the guy" "Petition for spilling the tea, please" "Let's report that guy on the principal" "Harsh.... Let's get him to the police" "Good shit *laughter*") they were so sarcastic I was wheezing there and I was the only one left in the hall, laughing, crying and choking.
YALL SO FUCKING FUNNY POSTING SHIT AND GOING ALL CRAY CRAY ABOUT THIS YD SHIT LIKE BRUH, I'M SCARED AND Y'ALL JUST HERE DOING SHIT TO DEFEND YOURSELVES
So anyways yeah hang me up the ceiling or even at the top of a 10 story building cuz I don't really care about things right now. I'm ready to die... No offense btw Given fans I know y'all still crying on this shit but like, YEET HE DEAD
I dreamt of lolicon girls and now I can't escape it cuz I became one too
(warning: cringe flexing)
HAHAHAHHAH, I CAN FLUENTLY SPEAK JAPANESE TONGUE TWISTERS!! FIGHT ME IF YOU DARE WITH MY LEGITNESS!!
Jugemu jugemu
Gokou no surikire
Kaijari suigyou no
Suigyoumatsu unraimatsu fuuraimatsu
Kuu neru tokoro ni sumu tokoro
Yaburakouji no burakouji
Paipo paipo paipo no shuuringan
Shuuringan no guurindai
Guurindai no ponpokopii no ponpokonaa no
Choukyuumei no chousuke
and
Naname nanajyuunana-do no narabi de nakunaku inanaku nanahan nanadai nannaku narabete naganagame
HAHAHAHHAH, I CAN FLUENTLY SPEAK JAPANESE TONGUE TWISTERS!! FIGHT ME IF YOU DARE WITH MY LEGITNESS!!
Jugemu jugemu
Gokou no surikire
Kaijari suigyou no
Suigyoumatsu unraimatsu fuuraimatsu
Kuu neru tokoro ni sumu tokoro
Yaburakouji no burakouji
Paipo paipo paipo no shuuringan
Shuuringan no guurindai
Guurindai no ponpokopii no ponpokonaa no
Choukyuumei no chousuke
and
Naname nanajyuunana-do no narabi de nakunaku inanaku nanahan nanadai nannaku narabete naganagame