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A male honey bee's ejaculation is so strong it makes his dick explode, killing him.

The bee ejaculates so hard its genitals rupture, leaving the tip inside the queen. The drone then falls to the ground and dies shortly after.

your 17th and 1st pic are fighting over u.


LET THE BATTLE BEGIN

The Oldest Joke in the Book
The first joke ever recorded was a fart joke. It goes all the way back to 1900 BC and proves that potty humor is eternal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S7WEVLbQ-Y

In Australia there is a plant called the Gympie-Gympie which has such a severe sting that horses who brush against it throw themselves off cliffs because they’d rather die than continue to experience the pain.

A Canadian man who was lost in the woods damaged the powerline so that the maintenance crew could find and rescue him.

An inhabitant of the Canadian province, Saskatchewan was fishing on his boat when a storm started right above the lake. The boat was moved to a place the fisherman was not familiar with and it got stuck in the bushes. The man couldn’t find his way out of the forest on his own and he had no idea where he was. He was desperate and made an unusual decision: he broke the powerline near him with an ax and waited for a helicopter to arrive and rescue him.

His thinking was right: the helicopter did arrive and rescue the man. However, he had to pay a fine for the damage and the fact that other people had to spend 30 hours without power. But life is way more important, isn’t it?

Marcus Aurelius (largely known for his philosophy and humanitarianism) faced an interesting gladiator dilemma. His wife Faustina became aroused over one combatant and confessed her passion to her husband. His solution? Faustina was ordered to strip and have sex with the gladiator in question, who was then murdered while on top of her. Afterward, she was obliged to bathe in his blood, do a quick cleanup, and then make love to her husband Marcus.

Intercourse has also been called “afternoon delight,” “dancing the mattress,” “rumbusticating,” “shtupping,” “spearing the bearded clam,” "horizontal refreshment," and “testing the mattress.


pleasure now, oh shit the condom broke out later

If u smell it, its inside ur mouth. Thats why somethine when u smell smoke u can taste it. Imagine smelling a poop, its like indirectly eating it.

THATS IT I AM DELETING MYSELF FROM EARTH i will just be a piece of trash in the sidewalk.

The loneliest creature on Earth is a whale who has been calling out for a mate for over two decades — but whose high-pitched voice is so different to other whales that they never respond.

I made yall happy, i will make yall sad.

https://www.mangago.me/home/album/207413/

I GOT THE WRONG LINKS IN THE QUESTION "TRUST ISSUES" IT WAS UPPOSED TO BE A CUTE CAT AJHSBDJSJSJSJ IM SO SORRY I BARELY GOT ANY SLEEP PLEASE FORGIVE MEEEEHDHS

-Joe Metheny would gut his victims and then mix their flesh with animal meat to sell as burgers at his fast food stand.

-Robert Hansen, who killed 17 women over 12 years, was known for kidnapping his victims before setting them loose in the Knit River Valley where he would track and hunt them like animals using a knife and rifle.

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Leonarda Cianciulli was an Italian woman who, in 1939, learned that her eldest and favourite son was to join the Italian Army. She believed that the only way for his son to be safe is through human sacrifices. She murdered three women from her neighbourhood. Afterwards she boiled their bodies and turned them into teacakes and bars of soap which she distributed to friends and neighbours.

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After Albert Fish killed and ate a 10 year-old girl, he wrote a letter to her mother describing how "sweet and tender" her body was, and how it had taken him nine days to consume all of the corpse.

A dragonfly uses its penis as shovel to scoop the jizz of rival dragonflies out of potential mates.

Banks have therapists known as “wealth psychologists” who help ultra-rich clients who cannot mentally cope with their immense wealth.

im too broke for that

Vaginas do tear during childbirth, but this is normal
Hold the horror movie instrumentals — this is a normal part of childbirth and your body is designed to bounce back.

Upwards of 79 percent of vaginal deliveries include tearing or require an incision. These “injuries” can be minor tears or a longer cut (called an episiotomy) made intentionally by a healthcare provider when, for example, the baby is positioned feet-first or the delivery needs to happen faster.

Scary? Yes. Insurmountable? Not by a long shot.

Your vagina is resilient and, due to ample blood supply, actually heals quicker than other parts of the body.

Mom. I fucking love u. Imagine tearing ur pussy two times. (We both came out feet first i think?)

https://www.mangago.me/home/photo/13867907/

Earwax is actually a type of sweat.

what yucky sweat is that.

you can die from shitting too hard

The Anglo-Zanzibar War of 1896 is the shortest war on record lasting for abt 48 min.


the shortest war is even longer than ur orgasm :(


jk

When Philip of Burgundy died, his wife Joanna refused to let him go. Literally. Refusing to part with her philandering husband, she viciously clung to the body. Even when her father and the government stepped in to finally bury Philip, their separation did not last long. Joanna ordered him exhumed, leapt at his coffin, and kissed his dead feet. And it only gets more disgusting from there…