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im abt to step in the shower, lend me some of ur strange thoughts to think while shampooing myself.
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12 reasons why cats are just plain evil
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats don't understand 'no'
Let's be real here. Cats have an attitude problem. You might think you're investing all that time and energy into building a beautiful relationship with your pet. You aren't. Your cat has absolutely no interest in you as a person. They aren't loyal to you. This is because cats are naturally unresponsive to punishment; they only respond to praise and rewards.
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats are arrogant
They definitely have a bad attitude, but even worse, they think they're better than you. They prance around like they own the place, peeing everywhere and expecting you to clean it up for them. They know you will wait on them hand and foot and provide them with a constant supply of food.
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats are manipulative
You probably know that cats purr. An interesting fact that you might not know is that cats also have a “cry” which they use to manipulate humans. This cry is strikingly similar to the cry of a baby or a small child, and humans are programmed to respond to this and try to help.
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats won’t make eye contact with you
If they accidentally do lock eyes with you, they will blink and narrow their eyes in an evil-villian-caught-in-the-midst-of-a-dastardly-plan-type way. If that’s not sketchy, I don’t know what is. (they just think ur stupid luv)
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats think you are completely incapable
That’s right, cats think you are stupid. They hunt and bring you dead animals (we’ll get to their sadistic, murderous instincts in a moment), because they think you are too stupid to catch a bird or a mouse on your own.
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats are murdering monsters
They like to kill other animals. For fun. Considering cat lovers are so vocal about their love for all things cute and fluffy, it seems strange that people are happy to ignore the fact that cats are tyrants who pick on mice, birds and other creatures. Not only do they kill them (to arrogantly show you that they’re better than you), they usually play with their prey, torturing the poor animals before a slow and painful death.
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats think they own you
At this point some of you may be declaring that cats love to cuddle you, and love to have their bellies rubbed, and that they brush up against you because they are just oh-so affectionate. Wrong. Cats, like a lot of animals, release scents, and these scents send signals to other cats and other animals. Essentially, when a cat is rubbing up against you or lying in your lap, it doesn't want affection, it is marking you as its property. Yup, you just got owned.
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats make you clean up their crap
How many cat poops have you seen in the wild? Exactly. That's because in the wild, cats dig holes to bury their business. This is because they don't want to challenge the dominant cat on his own turf, so it's a way of admitting who's boss. Any cat that leaves its poop out is saying, "I'm the alpha here, I don't think anyone here can challenge me."
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats idolise snakes
Between all that purring and meowing, people conveniently forget that cats also hiss. Just like the stick insect pretends to be a stick to disguise itself from predators, cats also use this technique, called mimicry, to try and put off predators. Most animals, big or small, are scared of snakes, which is why cats send their ears back, hiss and spit, in an attempt to mimic a venomous snake. NBD, just worth noting that cats aspire to be an animal THAT CAN KILL YOU.
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats think humans absolutely stink
Oh you thought cats were very clean and sanitary, considering it looks like they are always grooming themselves? Not quite. When they lick their paws, and their fur, and everywhere else for that matter, they aren't trying to give themselves a bath, they just want rid of the disgusting stench of human. Truth hurts.
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)But jokes on them, i am a lowly incompetent and loyal slave of them no matter what.
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats don't understand 'no'
Let's be real here. Cats have an attitude problem. You might think you're investing all that time and energy into building a beautiful relationship with your pet. You aren't. Your cat has absolutely no interest in you as a person. They aren't loyal to you. This is because cats are naturally unresponsive to punishment; they only respond to praise and rewards.
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats are arrogant
They definitely have a bad attitude, but even worse, they think they're better than you. They prance around like they own the place, peeing everywhere and expecting you to clean it up for them. They know you will wait on them hand and foot and provide them with a constant supply of food.
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats are manipulative
You probably know that cats purr. An interesting fact that you might not know is that cats also have a “cry” which they use to manipulate humans. This cry is strikingly similar to the cry of a baby or a small child, and humans are programmed to respond to this and try to help.
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats won’t make eye contact with you
If they accidentally do lock eyes with you, they will blink and narrow their eyes in an evil-villian-caught-in-the-midst-of-a-dastardly-plan-type way. If that’s not sketchy, I don’t know what is. (they just think ur stupid luv)
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats think you are completely incapable
That’s right, cats think you are stupid. They hunt and bring you dead animals (we’ll get to their sadistic, murderous instincts in a moment), because they think you are too stupid to catch a bird or a mouse on your own.
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats are murdering monsters
They like to kill other animals. For fun. Considering cat lovers are so vocal about their love for all things cute and fluffy, it seems strange that people are happy to ignore the fact that cats are tyrants who pick on mice, birds and other creatures. Not only do they kill them (to arrogantly show you that they’re better than you), they usually play with their prey, torturing the poor animals before a slow and painful death.
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats think they own you
At this point some of you may be declaring that cats love to cuddle you, and love to have their bellies rubbed, and that they brush up against you because they are just oh-so affectionate. Wrong. Cats, like a lot of animals, release scents, and these scents send signals to other cats and other animals. Essentially, when a cat is rubbing up against you or lying in your lap, it doesn't want affection, it is marking you as its property. Yup, you just got owned.
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats make you clean up their crap
How many cat poops have you seen in the wild? Exactly. That's because in the wild, cats dig holes to bury their business. This is because they don't want to challenge the dominant cat on his own turf, so it's a way of admitting who's boss. Any cat that leaves its poop out is saying, "I'm the alpha here, I don't think anyone here can challenge me."
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats idolise snakes
Between all that purring and meowing, people conveniently forget that cats also hiss. Just like the stick insect pretends to be a stick to disguise itself from predators, cats also use this technique, called mimicry, to try and put off predators. Most animals, big or small, are scared of snakes, which is why cats send their ears back, hiss and spit, in an attempt to mimic a venomous snake. NBD, just worth noting that cats aspire to be an animal THAT CAN KILL YOU.
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)Cats think humans absolutely stink
Oh you thought cats were very clean and sanitary, considering it looks like they are always grooming themselves? Not quite. When they lick their paws, and their fur, and everywhere else for that matter, they aren't trying to give themselves a bath, they just want rid of the disgusting stench of human. Truth hurts.
( ⓛ ω ⓛ *)But jokes on them, i am a lowly incompetent and loyal slave of them no matter what.
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Two medieval torture methods used simple devices and the force of gravity to inflict unimaginable pain. The Judas Cradle was a pyramid-shaped spike that a victim would be forced to sit on, so that it penetrated their anus. The Spanish Donkey used a similar principle, but victims would straddle a wedge-shaped board with a pointed top. Torturers could strap weights to the feet of their victims to increase the suffering.
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Insomnia is not defined by the sleep you lose each night, but by the drowsiness, difficulty concentrating, headaches, irritability and other problems it can cause each day.
i totally have this shit. what a pain in the ass.
i totally have this shit. what a pain in the ass.
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"You're a brain inside of a skull. You don't have a skeleton inside of you; you are inside of a skeleton."
Well, yeah… but are you just your brain? Seems a little reductive? In a broader sense, you are you, all of your body, even the nails and hair arguably. But in a mildly disturbing way, yes, this does make the skull seem like a prison for the brain, not just a protective helmet for your most complicated organ.
Well, yeah… but are you just your brain? Seems a little reductive? In a broader sense, you are you, all of your body, even the nails and hair arguably. But in a mildly disturbing way, yes, this does make the skull seem like a prison for the brain, not just a protective helmet for your most complicated organ.
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Felines, especially domestic cats, are well known for having penile spines. Upon withdrawal of a cat's penis, the spines rake the walls of the female's vagina, which may serve as a trigger for ovulation. ... In galagos, penile spines may form a "genital lock" during copulation.
Their penis is barbed honey that's why a female cat is always loud when they do it. In our first house, those mfs are always loud, always banging in our roof making it into their motel.
Their penis is barbed honey that's why a female cat is always loud when they do it. In our first house, those mfs are always loud, always banging in our roof making it into their motel.
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Ant's take rest for around 8 Minutes in 12 hour period.
mother, you want your only beautiful daughter to die?
mother, you want your only beautiful daughter to die?
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One job in early English mill and factory towns was to knock on people’s windows to wake them up for work.
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Idk what u will call this but i just need to get it off my chest
the other person was 15 and i was 13 when this thing happened. So like i wont go in to too much detail on how it started but, this guy knows i was 13 and then before i knew it we were already sexting (?). Now that i think abt it, i feel like i was used as a sex toy (kinda) because we dont really have much interaction other than when he was horny. I cut all ties with him because i grew bored of it (and him too) and because i feel like something's not right. At that time, i wasn't really aware of grooming and pedophiles and the harm of internet. I just want to have a friend. (It all happened in facebook and we both don't know each other irl)
I told some of my internet friends at that time abt this, and the thing is, they were joking abt it too. Saying "ooh u graduated from ur virginity" something, like??? Im a 13 y/o??? Why didnt u educated me??? Ur older than me luv.
I may or may not be traumatized by this. Idk, it just make me sick and question myself as to what am i thinking and do i totally know what im doing?
Was it my fault?
the other person was 15 and i was 13 when this thing happened. So like i wont go in to too much detail on how it started but, this guy knows i was 13 and then before i knew it we were already sexting (?). Now that i think abt it, i feel like i was used as a sex toy (kinda) because we dont really have much interaction other than when he was horny. I cut all ties with him because i grew bored of it (and him too) and because i feel like something's not right. At that time, i wasn't really aware of grooming and pedophiles and the harm of internet. I just want to have a friend. (It all happened in facebook and we both don't know each other irl)
I told some of my internet friends at that time abt this, and the thing is, they were joking abt it too. Saying "ooh u graduated from ur virginity" something, like??? Im a 13 y/o??? Why didnt u educated me??? Ur older than me luv.
I may or may not be traumatized by this. Idk, it just make me sick and question myself as to what am i thinking and do i totally know what im doing?
Was it my fault?
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Moths will vibrate their genitals as a way to prevent a bat from locating them
do they also do this when they do it tho?
do they also do this when they do it tho?
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Vaginas are supposed to have a smell
This should be common knowledge by now but it’s not. The bottom line? The vagina contains a highly specialized army of bacteria that work ‘round the clock to keep your vaginal pH healthy and balanced.
And like other bacteria, these do have a smell.
So that oh-so-special tanginess you occasionally get a whiff of is totally normal and nothing that needs to be covered up by scented body washes or perfumes. Of course, if you’re noticing a new scent that’s odd or pungent, see a doctor.
This should be common knowledge by now but it’s not. The bottom line? The vagina contains a highly specialized army of bacteria that work ‘round the clock to keep your vaginal pH healthy and balanced.
And like other bacteria, these do have a smell.
So that oh-so-special tanginess you occasionally get a whiff of is totally normal and nothing that needs to be covered up by scented body washes or perfumes. Of course, if you’re noticing a new scent that’s odd or pungent, see a doctor.
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Insomnia is often a normal part of grieving. Taking sleeping pills can disrupt this natural process.
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Tyromancy is the practice of predicting the future with cheese.
how does that shit works?
how does that shit works?
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After the Pulse night club shooting, when the cops were investigating, you'd think it was pretty quiet in there.
It was actually a cacophony of ringing cell phones. So many friends and loved ones calling people they knew were there, hoping they'll answer the phone and say they're ok...
It was actually a cacophony of ringing cell phones. So many friends and loved ones calling people they knew were there, hoping they'll answer the phone and say they're ok...
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Pain Before Pleasure
Sexual acts meant for pleasure and not for procreation were considered a sin, punishable by life in prison. So was any form of female domination over a man—meaning women couldn’t go on top. One saint, Francesca Romana, was forced into marriage and she was so scared of experiencing pleasure, she burned her own genitals with hot fat to make sex as miserable as possible.
Sexual acts meant for pleasure and not for procreation were considered a sin, punishable by life in prison. So was any form of female domination over a man—meaning women couldn’t go on top. One saint, Francesca Romana, was forced into marriage and she was so scared of experiencing pleasure, she burned her own genitals with hot fat to make sex as miserable as possible.
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Lt. Col. "Mad" Jack Churchill was only British soldier in WWII known to have killed an enemy soldier with a longbow. "Mad Jack" insisted on going into battle armed with both a medieval bow and a claymore sword