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And because i just saw someone stop a turtle from having sex and pull him out of his woman's vagina, i am sharing the turtle's dick to yall so u dont need to search it. (Seriously that vid traumatized me)

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The katzenklavier ("cat piano") was a musical instrument made out of cats. Designed by 17th-century German scholar Athanasius Kircher, it consisted of a row of caged cats with different voice pitches, who could be "played" by a keyboardist driving nails into their tails.

"So what instrument do u play?"

"I-its complicated..."

https://www.mangago.me/home/photo/13846390/

Sea otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart.

someone hold me too pls :')

Nasolingus

Arousal to sucking on a person’s nose


how tf does that works? also how do i get rid of my oily noooosseee

According to the American Sociological Association found that the most mind-blowing sex typically comes with being in love with your partner.



now im more lonely.

Hyphephilia are people getting aroused by touching fabric

"oh gosh what a silky smooth fabric, im horny"

Crows are so intelligent they can recognize a human face. So don’t get one mad, okay?

They might call their homies too

AWOOOO *TURNS WOLF* *EYES TURN RED*


oh well yall can be the buyer the shop keeper of even an alien kidnappong puppies for research purposes.

another paraphilia, this one could have you scanning the room for suspicious looking lamps or inspecting what you’re sitting on. Forniphiles are obsessed with the idea of becoming human furniture and derive pleasure from being ‘inanimate.’

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Did u know? Male hippopotamuses fling their poop by spinning tails around to impress females and to mark their territory

Now u know

drop down yall most sexy pics for people (non-fiction/fictinal) u simp for



tbh i just did this question so i can share mr shlongli's smegsyy ass

A train station in Japan had plans to close but noticed a student was the only one using it. They decided to close when she graduates from high school.

Im still hanging with humanity with these facts.

The vagina is self-cleaning. Let it do its thing
The aforementioned army of specialized bacteria exist for the sole purpose of keeping your vaginal pH at an optimal level to ward off other hostile bacteria.

It’s totally normally to see discharge — which may be thin or thick, clear or whiteish — in your undies at the end of the day. This is the result of your vagina’s cleaning efforts.

Cleaning techniques like douching are a bad idea because they can throw off this natural balance, leading to problems like bacterial vaginosis and infection.


So thats why....

There was a belief in the Middle Ages that corpses retained a tiny spark of life and were therefore magical, which justified the practice of ‘cruentation’. For this, they would place an accused murderer in contact with the corpse of their alleged victim. If the corpse started spontaneously bleeding, that proved the murderer’s guilt. Cruentation was a legally valid practice and was used as late as the 17th century.


imagine if the corpse was murdered and the fingers are cut off, then the toes? and how tf did that corpse bleed?

The most successful X-rated movie in history is Deep Throat.

In the 1800s, dentures were made out of the real teeth of deceased people.

"U see those perfect teeths joe? Those are my teeth when i was still alive, ahh good times."