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so like we have a project where we make a monologue and im seriously in a pinch.

i picked "ya like jazz" from the bee movie (cuz why not?) but i cant pull it off like how that bee said it. Any tips?

Got cramps? Your vagina might help with that
Try giving yourself an orgasm to stimulate the release of feel-good chemicals like dopamine and serotonin. The natural pain-relieving effects of these chemicals can ease pain from menstrual cramps, and the afterglow of an orgasm relaxes muscles.

When masturbating, some people enjoy using a vibrator or watching something sexy to get in the mood.

Idk man, that sounds bloody hell.

If you fake laugh long enough you’ll start to really laugh, really, really hard


Ay yo why are u laughing?

Search "Pride" in Google, so wholesome.

You can still get pregnant if you’re on your period
Less of an amazing fact, but one you should probably know about.



Many people assume that you cannot get pregnant if you have sex while on your period. However, this is not true.



Although it’s more unlikely that you will become pregnant while you are menstruating, it is not impossible at all. This is because sperm can survive in the body for up to five or six days — so if you have a relatively short cycle, have sex towards the end of your period, and ovulate just after your period finishes, you could potentially fall pregnant.




i've been wondering abt this one for weeks lol.

There are tiny little skin mites that come out at night to have sex on your face.

Have you ever cried after sex, even really good sex? If the answer is yes, you might be relieved to hear that this actually is very common, and there’s even a name for it. Post-coital dysphoria (PCD) is characterized by intense feelings of sadness, anger, and distress after sex, most likely after orgasm, Ian Kerner, PhD, certified sex therapist, previously told Health. PCD can even happen after masturbating.

There isn’t enough research on PCD to know exactly why it occurs, but Kerner believes it has to do with surges in certain hormones. It can also come from past trauma stemming from a prior sexual assault. If you find yourself overwhelmed by the post-sex blues, seeing a therapist might be able to help you get to the bottom of it.


dont cry, its not because of his small pp is it?

Johnson and Sylvia Rivera, a fellow member of the Gay Liberation Front, created the Street Transvestite Action Revolutionaries, or STAR, in order to foster support for marginalized LGBTQ members who were left unsupported and vulnerable by organizations that favored privileged white members of the community.

Ugh White privilege.

Christopher Robin Hates Pooh

Contrary to the depictions in the books and various film adaptations, the real-life Christopher Robin, son of author A.A. Milne, was not a fan of Winnie the Pooh. Christopher Robin did not have a great relationship with his father, who was absent from the household for long periods of time. The popularity of the books also led to some unwanted attention from the school bullies, who tormented young Christopher Robin.

At the time of the Stonewall riots, police officers were legally allowed to arrest men they perceived to be participating in drag. Police would often use this 19th-century masquerade law as an excuse to raid queer spaces in search of anyone "violating" anti-drag mandates. These raids were consistent, a clear demonstration of successive police brutality and discrimination against queer people — especially those who were most vulnerable.

Violation my ass. HOMOPHOBES ALERT.

Penises really can shrink—for several reasons. Smoking is one way: It can shorten a penis by as much as a centimeter because of calcified blood vessels that reduce erectile circulation. Also, penile tissue can become less elastic if a guy doesn't get regular erections, meaning his penis could shrink by a centimeter or two if he doesn't use it enough.

There have been reports of vacuum toilets (commonly used on planes and cruise ships) sucking the rectum out of people.

In 18th century England, gambling dens employed someone whose job was to swallow the dice if there was a police raid.


so they poop it after right...?

and because i dont have any facts to share anymore, i resort to this.

when i was still a dumb snotty kid, i dont care abt what other people see me as and how i smell. i didnt really take care of my body back the. Sigh, imagine the smell of ur kid when they play and go home covered in sweat (and didn't prperly bath)

I love to supress my pee because i dont like that nature always call me when im busy playing. it always result to me wetting my school uniform. once, while we were playing, this dumb bitch locked me up and a classmate of mine in a closed area. we were like sardines because of how small the place we move in. this classmate of mine was in my back, sitting, and mother nature said "time to wee my child" i was screaming at that bitch to release us because my wee is abt to release too. and so i sat (because i always squat when im supressing my wee) but my classmate was in my back and so... i peed on her.

fuck that shit.

what about yours?

In Tudor times, assisting royalty on the toilet was an official job, and it was pretty sought after.

The Groom of the Stool had to go into the toilet with the monarch and assist them in any way needed – they were basically a toilet buddy. We all know that Henry Viii had a pretty heavy diet, so it can't have been an easy job. But whoever had it had constant alone time with the king, which obviously came with its benefits.

During this time, the Stonewall Inn was known for providing sanctuary to drag queens and homeless LGBTQ youth. The violent (and routine) attacks on this place of refuge that night in 1969 proved the final straw for the queer inhabitants and activists of Stonewall.

my heart melts knowing that there are still good ones out there. (@^0^@)/

On Mt. Everest, you have the rainbow valley, the last zone to climb to reach the peak. Which sounds cute but it's really the colorful jackets of dead climbers who are frozen in time against the white harsh snow.

Also, when close to the peak, the oxygen levels are so low that the body is starting to die. You only have a few minutes to reach the top

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idk if im regretting this or nahh

There are tiny little creatures called threadworms (or pinworms) that infect about 20% of children and crawl out of their buttholes at night.


This is their life cycle:

1. You swallow a pinworm egg.

2. The pinworm hatches and chills out in your intenstines.

3. The female pinworm exits your anus while you sleep.

4. And lays eggs around your anus.

5. This kind of itches.

6. So you scratch your butt, naturally.

7. Eventually after you do that, you're likely to touch your mouth, getting the eggs back into your digestive tract.

8. The circle of life continues, forever.

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