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A study at UCSD claims that your dog can genuinely get jealous when they see you display affection for another creature.


(つ≧▽≦)つ such cutiesss
31 05,2021
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This is true, but they were lost before Neanderthals and modern humans diverged. Scientists believe that the spines helped make erections faster and promoted more promiscuity. Penises with spines are common in promiscuous species like cats.




im scared...
20 06,2021
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like when i became conscious of the way i walk, my hands messed up i always think "right hand left foot, left foot right hand" but my damn hands mess it all up and i look so awkward. then whenever i fix my posture while walking, i look awkward af. HELP-
21 06,2021
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send thicc thighs, research purposes... hehe
17 06,2021
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Flatworms are hermaphroditic, so when they come together to mate they engage in dick jousting to determine which organism gets to impregnate the other. Their penises (yes, plural) are sharp and are used to stab each other. They ejaculate into the wounds until one of them gets lucky and stabs near enough to the female reproductive organs to inseminate the other. The winner stays male while the loser converts into a female.


im sorry for the title, i hope u will still have a good night sleep tho.
18 06,2021
Worse and cringiest pick me girl situations? I just want to cringe ┐(´(エ)`)┌
30 05,2021
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Every year on average of 200 men break their penis.
20 06,2021
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https://www.mangago.me/home/photo/13922334/

the r34 artists sure are interesting cursed and disgusting fellas
21 06,2021
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The oldest condoms ever found date back to the 1640s (they were found in a cesspit at Dudley Castle), and were made from animal and fish intestines.

They were busted
31 05,2021
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During the French Revolution, where the guillotine was introduced, the people to be executed fought to be first, as the blade would dull after multiple uses and wouldn't cut a head clean off at the first attempt.
01 06,2021
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Honey, pigs don't sweat. Swine are born without sweat glands, so when they need to cool off, their only option tends to be to find a cool puddle of mud in which they can roll around.
30 05,2021
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The origin of the candy-cane-like barber pole is darker than one might think. Barbers actually used to be surgeons and dentists as well. A white pole was used when they were bloodletting, and the barber would use a cloth to stop the bleeding, then wrap it around the pole and stick it outside to dry. Hence the image we have now!

basically: the while is for bandages they use for bloodletting and the red is u already know; blood.

but why are barbers became surgeon and dentist? its because they cant afford a physician so, they made a quack doctor.
02 06,2021
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Japanese researchers found that if they ripped off the penis of an earwig a spare penis will pop up in the same place


when i searched up what the fuck earwig is... i puked coz WHY TF--
18 06,2021
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The mathematical odds of finding your "soulmate" are pretty grim. As the webcomic XKCD has calculated, you would only meet your soulmate once every 10,000 lifetimes.



HAH im not the only one who's lonely i see

but what abt lifetime partners? do they change souls every lifetime just like how u change partners?
03 06,2021