Big Dick is Back in Town's answer (11)

What in the marketing strategy fuckup is THAT? Is that horseshit actually popular? Even the horse from Jinx is disgusted   reply

With 500m I can buy myself a whole new mouth   reply

Dude that doesn't sound like a friendship unless she was joking/being sarcastic. But making her feel bad about being big seems a bit too far man, unless she treats you like proper shit then go for it lol   1 reply

I say bring back castration, or better, the human centipede. /jk   reply

Btw I'm in no way trynna condone this shit in fact if you haven't already DON'T START it is so damn addicting and purging also fucks up your teeth which are damn expensive to treat   2 reply

UPDATE: I'm making this harder I ain't letting you off easy Σ(っ°Д °;)っ, if you choose option 1 who will NEVER become rich and you'll have to work your ass off. But with option 2 you will always be hangry and eat like rabbits   4 reply

Some men like in Hounds of Sysyphus or Dangeous Convenience store (´ڡ`)   3 reply

Some of em   reply

It depends, shouting I love lesbians and the pussy to my homophobic peers probably wasn't the best course of action to avoid being bullied, but in other instances it's completely unprovoked they just love to pick on shy kids or kids who are different   reply

WTF yall are giving me such chill replies I literally grabbed a man's crotch by mistake while fainting HELP I need someone to trauma bond with besties (づ￣ ³￣)づ   reply

*separating   reply