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I wouldn't say I'm short but for coming who comes from family full of tall mfs it becomes embarrassing. My family made everything unnecessarily high just bc they could reach it. In my early auto pilot days I had to use a stool to reach things.

Now the real reason I want to get tall is bc it looks cool, I won't have to tip toe like a moron to reach shit, my tall so called companions will stop calling me short and saying I won't ever grow taller than them.(as if I don't do this to the mere 2 friends who are just so happen shorter than me)

Also as the older sibling I can' let them outgrow me.

I know you stop growing at a certain age but I could still try.

This is a stupid question but I'm bored and since I'm always complaining on wanting to get taller why not just ask how to.
02 02,2025
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(Skip this part if you don't want a random backstory drop.)
[☆So like I've been drawing since my parents threw those colouring and drawing books at me as soon as I learnt to hold a pencil. I stopped in like 2019 and in 2021 thanks to toilet bound hanako kun got me to not only read manga but also back to drawing (seriously now.) simply cause I liked the plot and adored the artsyle (still do)]

(I don't even know but u can skip this 2.)
[☆It's been 3 years (since I started taking drawing seriously) and I suck. I have 0 line confidence. I can't decide on an artsyle. (It always changes) I get jelous at other artists way to easily but also admire them sm. I get unmotivated quickly (I hate adhd sm but I don't even think that's my issue at this point) and sm more.]

(Start here ig.)
[☆Basically just give me drawing tips (or maybe tutorials), questions that I can answer (idk) and maybe some tips to help me stay focused better cause I literally have nothing going for me other than drawing and taking random pics. (This could also help with my school work greatly.)]

Ty if you read all this!!! (Is anybody even seeing this?)
(Wtf am I asking this website 4 help.)
29 04,2024
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I'm sick bc my immune system physically can not handle cold places, like rn I can't even eat Chinese food in peace bc my throat is killing me.

But besides that I have a massive urge to like draw the most cracked up comic and post it on this site (Which I have 0 clue how to do btw, mangago guidebook, come back...) Ik this is a brand new low (which is none) for me but it just something I want to do before I taper and fade away

No but other than that, anyone knows how to lessen a sorry throat, I'm going to die and I just want to eat my noodles gang, their going cold eating feels like I'm swallowing blood from coming out and drinking feels l dropped a nuke in my mouth
27 days
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★Picrew with amazing pixel art and options (biased opinion)- https://picrew.me/share?cd=gRSZyfK5GF

★Quiz about what dessert you are-https://uquiz.com/quiz/SRiRWr?p=7747557
16 11,2024
Someone bless me with a luck of finding love I'm getting more desperate as the days go by that I'm pretty sure next year I'll be considered Sanji bc I'll do ANYTHING for a woman and no one would be able to compare to my downbadness, I would probably willingly bark, crawl, carry and worship them. And atp if that future happens I might as well be considered a women repellent with how with one glance a girl might either laugh or walk away from my sorry ass. Call me Edgar Allan Poe with how I'll be writing love poems call me Einstein as I discover ways to make someone fall in love with me call me a wizard as I conjure up ways to make the nearby fine shyt actively need me

If you read all this watch :https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=EyBjabVi7m2iwYGV

I should get some pills dawg what is this shit
07 04,2025
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I found this quiz about which strawhat member you are, yeh that's it
https://uquiz.com/quiz/JK40TG?p=1185137
03 11,2024
☆Spolier if your not reading allat: I might no longer be here on 07/4/25 or 08/4/25 and I made the most idiotic chain of decisions due to spoilt milk.

Be me, your hungry, it's like half past 7 in the night, so you go and make a bowl of cereal for you and your sibling right? You add some oatmeal that you had left in the fridge for like 3 weeks and some stale ass cereal

Now it's time to pour the milk (yes I put the cereal before the milk stfu)and after already putting the milk in your siblings bowl and you poured just a miniature amount into your bowl before you realize the milk isn't looking like

(okay wait how to keep a mangago users attention)

So the milk isn't looking like pristine uke release alright? It's looking like rotting seme cum which means it's a bad thing? Okay? Follow my words.

So you decide to do a taste test and oml is that shit sour. Okay. So the milk is spoilt. Now what? The first thing you do is get a plastic bag, now you don't want to waste the perfectly good (or used to be) oatmeal right? You could just give your sister expired milk cereal put their sick so you decide to spear them of drinking an expired cum milk substance and throw it in the plastic bag) (I'm such a good mc guys like I swear this is why omegas all want me on a hazardous level)

Now what about your bowl? Well you taste it and it taste fine (since only like a drop was added) so you eat the entire thing (it's actually eaten after the 9th paragraph) (dumbass decision #1) (my breathe smells exactly like I sucked off some ''All omegas should bend over to me'' alpha incel) (I'm the only real alpha) (im literally better than those alphas, infact.. im an enigma heh...) (keep reading keep scrolling through ts is the brainrot working?)

Now what about the whole carton of spoilt milk? Now your first thought is to throw it down the drain but you start to think is that really something you want to do? So you google it and it says not to do it (dumbass decision #2 bc it was Google ai who answered and why should I trust that dumbass )

Okay so what to do with the spoilt milk? You Google that and now your on reddit. Now the redditors are saying to just throw in the drain but one user says as a second option to mix it up with water and feed it to your plants as its good for them (dumbass decision #3 if I think about it bc wtf did I choose now to listen to redditors) (then again I'm on mangago it isn't rly that different)

Now your outside, with your liquified expired cum and your just pouring it onto all the plants which these aren't your plants btw their your mother's, in her backyard, in her relax space (dumbass decision #4 bc expired milk spells like shit and I just poured it all over plants in the one place my mom calms down in) (that space is a necessity for a slightly more peaceful day)

As you finish the carton you realize your clean freak of a mother would not appreciate the smell, the mess, the smelly ass trash bin (dumbass decision #5 I should've thrown it in the outside bin)

You finish eat your bowl of "am I going to regret this I already have diarrhea and feel sick" meal and you make a jam sandwich for your sister, your now in her bedroom as she watches hello kitty in spanish typing this out, further realize "wow what kind of dumbfuck does shit like this when realizing milk is expired"

Gang am I cooked or am I going to get hanged?
08 04,2025
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Now that both the anime and manga is on break what are you doing? Let's pretend I'm not a one piece fan who's just been watching commentary and theories about one piece while I wait.

I am so glad both Oda and the animators are actually taking a longer break tho with how long this series has been going, they honestly deserve more time, and I'm glad the manga community is learning that yes, the magagakas are humans as well and need breaks, and aren't overly rushing them as before,

Tho its literally the bare minimum not to do that.

I'm asking this question cause knowing the fandom I am in, I expect a few things but I want to be proven wrong/curiosity
28 11,2024
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As the title asks

Me personally cherry candy is the best flavour out of all candy

And orange and strawberry candy is pure crap.

When it comes to the actual fruits though suddenly it's reveresed.

Yes this is some random question.
Yes this does nothing to your life.
04 05,2024
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Lemon Tart
16 06,2024
I love how I'm doing this the day before fathers day.

Do anyone else moms like have a completely different style than you but wants you to have the same style as them?
(I just wanted to talk about how I felt lol there is no need to read the stuff below!)

☆Short ver:
My mom brought a one piece swimsuit which was more her style than mine and the sides were showing, and although I said I wad uncomfortable, it was just not my style at all.

☆Long ver:
I say I have a more androgynous/masculine casual style when it comes to clothes while my mom is more carefree and feminine and somewhat revealing ??? I have a non identical twin sister and since we were born she's been dressing us up exactly the same for years in like cute frilly dresses, more feminine clothes, not really skirts tho lol. Even though I told her I don't rly like wearing the same stuff as my twin and she said okay, I guess it slipped out of her head or something. So rly recently my mom bought me and my sister a sweater which was rly cute and 2 of the exact same swim suits which was bright pink and orrange leaves and a bright white background. It was a one piece but kinda had like the sides showing and I told her I felt uncomfortable. Then she went on on how I should show more skin Yada Yada. I wish I told her I just didn't like hoe it looked at all but I feel bad ad she seemed really hurt, and even said she'll return it. Ngl I felt rly ungrateful.
16 06,2024
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Because spicy overall isn't a taste, it's a type of pain and if you like spicy foods then you like the feeling of the pain which is literally the definition of a masochist.

Anyhow what if like you bathed yourself in spice and locked it off yourself if you like spicy foods so much, maybe cover yourself in like some spicy sauce and like clean yourself of what mozzarella sticks or something or maybe you could call over the nearby spice loving werewolf to lick it off for you and since I've technically confirm (trust me) that spice livers are basically masochist you could just have a good time with the werewolf one time like dih so life changing fine shyt calls it the dih transformer.
28 03,2025
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What the title says, gang is it wrong to want to purchase a femboy v-tuber figurine? Does that make me an unredeemable incel? A femboy gooner? A freak?

Like it's so tempting, I just want to get it and like put him on display like right on my desk so I could have perfect vision of bro. (≧∀≦)

Maybe it's bc I'm thankful for all the fashion tips and examples I got from this guy (no I'm not a femboy I swear on everyone reading this soul I am not a femboy I just love fashion so I try to indulge and learn about all types I swear I swear i plead my case and i swear miles edgeworth i am not guilty.)

But like I just want it, it's the collectors heart of mine it's not like I'll do anything perverted that's only reserved for kaito figures ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ bc only uke ass gets smashed and I'm pretty sure the femboy vtuber is a seme. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭

Before the yap countinues I would like to give thanks to our sponsors:

https://youtu.be/vLosRO33zLk?si=ujeJoyXFUVYOBcLw

https://www.mangago.me/read-manga/kai_hen_wizards/

Okay now continuing where we left off

Like omg the things I'd like to do to kaito kyun like oh em gee!!! >.< Kaito sama is so cwute and kawaii e desu! tee hee e hee!! Like I just want to pamper him and show him just his much of a good boy he is. I bet he whimpers ^_^

Gang does anyone else get these urges??? Pwease tell me I'm not the only one Σ(  ̄□ ̄||)
13 04,2025
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Lemon Tart
05 03,2025
I have to make a brochure but idk what to make the topic about.
Birds??
The history of suits??
How fashion came to life??
Why everyone on this planet has a kink?

Someone help me, give me a good topic or at least one from this list, my indecisive brain is not helping me rn
05 03,2025
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Currently I'm debating on whether to change my user to [lemon mousse], [lemon curd] or maybe even back to [lemon candy] or maybe I should keep the [lemon Tart name]

Random lore drop:
(If you knew me knew me you'd know my previous main username was lemon candy and it's currently lemon tart I change the dessert depending on holidays like how I was lemon candycane for Christmas ykyk bc I'm just festive like that)

Basically this question is should I keep my current username, change it back to the og or a complete new one (maybe even some suggestions) (if it isn't lemon related it isn't me tho) simply bc I'm just indecisive.
24 days
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Wtf is my father and his ex talking about alphas and saying they think their daughter is an alpha then also somehow was able to bring me into the convo as well?

Like ladies gentlemen please, we all know the real alpha here is me

No but srsly wtf did I just overheard
13 04,2025
What's that one character that when you look at them you realised "hey I used to be/act like this when I was younger during my early stages of life!"

For me it's Randal from Ranfren, Tiara Minamoto from tbhk (?) And younger Luffy from one piece.

(I was a FREAK I don't understand how I had more friends than I do now but I would kindly run away immediately if I ever met me after the age of 6.)
15 08,2024
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➜Hi, if you remember me (u probably don't) I asked what was your favourite fruit candy, now I'm here to ask your favourite type!
➜For example I love gummies specifically sour sweet ones! Like sour gummy worms ig!☆
➜You could also say a name/brand for instance nerds or smarties!
22 06,2024
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On this day, on this date, not sure what time tho, I was born, May 24th, the most random day of the year? What even happens on this day besides MY birth. Everyone also born on this day no matter how old or young is a copy of me.

Happy birth to me, I wish for wealth and a gf(if possible 10)
9 hours
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What would you do if you were reincarnated into a character you hate?

For instance an annoying mc, or a side character the author desperately tries to get the reders to like etc.

Also name the character.
07 02,2025