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have you considered killing yourself ️️️   1 reply
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hahah, you are a bad person. insecurity doesn’t give you the right to put down these “weird friends of yours”. im saying this as ive been in their position, you are not a good friend at all.   1 reply
29 09,2025
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there are in fact a lot of homophobes on this site complaining about gay porn. the people who say faggot are mostly queer but there some weirdos who are exceptions.   reply
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we all understand what you’re saying, but next time, please take your time typing this out . this was definitely not easy for you to type, from the looks of it, you struggled a bit. i don’t want to be the grammar police or anything, but im worried for your wrists. you could get carpal tunnel and that would be a bummer. so please stay safe, okay......   2 reply
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-Otome genres with psuedo incest. idc if you’re adopted or a transmigration, YOU GUYS ARE RELATED. -The story being about the mc wanting a divorce and the ml not letting them. LIKE CMON BRUH WE CAN DO BETTER. -Calling a genre S&M and it’s either barely vanilla or rapeslop. -ML doing something horrible and insane and chasing arc is barely 5 chap......   reply
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job applications sit around campfires telling spooky stories about bro ️   2 reply
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sweet like honey   1 reply
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they refuse to give jojo’s bizarre adventure a chance   4 reply
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LEAVE HIM SLIME HIM OUT GIRL ALLAH WILL UNDERSTAND   reply
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• got assaulted by a girl who claimed “she wasn’t lesbian” (5th grade) • somehow ended up in a gachatuber’s exposé video as a grooming victim • became friends with that groomer’s ex gf (i cant contact her anymore idk how) • a guy confessed to me (let’s call him “S”) and I dated him for exactly 30 seconds (he still talks ab......   4 reply
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i felt fingers in there while I was shitting   3 reply
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you’re a good sibling, which chapter was he on though?   2 reply
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i am the one who cooks microwave meals   reply
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MAKE YAOI GREAT AGAIN!!!!   reply
05 10,2025
but HOW does this affect LeBron’s legacy, hmm???   2 reply
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there was this one called “no reason” actually fucking disgusting, i threw up when I saw the porridge scene bc i ate porridge before reading that ️   1 reply
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HELL NO. Anyone who defends any of these even in fiction has a chance, even if it may be slim, to defend this in real life. People who actively defend this should be put on a watchlist. If your defense is, “it’s just fiction!!!!!1!”, you’re creepy. Although it’s fiction, this behaviour is disgusting. If it’s not being romanticised, and ......   reply
13 05,2025
you both should be in a poly relationship with a third person who’s employed   reply
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