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Here’s a scenario to test your survival instincts based on something that happened to me recently!

You go drinking with your boyfriend to meet his friends, everything goes well, you meet them, they’re chill, albeit a little introverted and quiet, but it’s whatever. Then you drink (a little too much), and your boyfriend tells you he’s going to call an Uber because his truck needed to go to the mechanic. Chill, right? You sit outside the bar, but then you start getting sleepy, and the next thing you know you wake up in a car, it’s dark as hell, no streetlights because it’s the country side but from the headlights, all you can see is fields of corn. Wyd?

"B- But what if XYZ is on the files?" Kill him? Tf???
"Everyone is using AI tho!!" IDC!! BANDWAGON FALLACY!!!
"B- But baby dying-" ITS. A. FETUS, JANET!!!

Just letting the people who rely on Dean Withers for news that this kid was previously republican and hurled racial slurs (there’s video proof), sooooo, it’s not really surprising that he womp whomped at the news. Ik he’s really popular so letting you guys know!

Also JK Rowling has cancer, to those who want to shed a tear or celebrate.

Donald trump also looks like he had a stroke! (Will add a picture)

You make a wish, I (or someone else) replies with a repercussion. Basically an excuse to be evil, on my end.

No ai in my "start-at-wattpad-upgrade-to-ao3." house. No ma'am, we support real gooners. Plus she's 11.

Take one popular or like trending manhwa and replace it with an UNDERRATED one (like actually), which one would it be? I'll go first, I'm sick and tired of seeing that "my daughter" one, I propose we replace it with The story of Monster and Asuka.

Why are people using what happened with D*vid to start stan wars (over people who worked with him or follow him) or like to shit on his music??? LIKE HELLO??? A LITTLE GIRL DIED, WHO CARES IF HE AND KALI UCHIS MADE MUSIC TOGETHER OR IF YOU THINK HIS MUSIC SUCKS ASS???? Not to mention I saw someone literally try to clout chase from the situation???

i don't believe it, but the pictures being from june and the whole backshots only shit is making this whole thing seem like a reality shit show. I mean, very happy if he's actually gone, but i don't think that's the case.

And for those who're not aware, i'm talking about donald trump, people think he's dead. <3

Went to a restaurant to celebrate adding an exam with husband. And we ran into one of his old college buddies— well, before he dropped out. Dude was immediately a red flag (literally wearing a maga hat) and thought that WE were maga too (my hair is blonde atm). Like he literally slid into our booth and started talking about how everything was about to get fixed. Thankfully, my husband told him to fuck off when he started asking him if he bought me or something. But yeah, dying my hair back.

Was meeting up with an old friend who can down South for business, and he told me that when we were younger all he wanted to do was fuck me. And I was like “like, you wanted me as your girlfriend?” And he was like “no, I just wanted to fuck you, especially when you came to Church after smoking with us all night.”

Keep in mind this is during my high school days. I was always younger than him.

I really wanna be a sucyobooty or whatever they're called because I feel like it'll heal my inner trauma from being Catholic but also because spandex is sexy. I also want to be a siren like titties out, yoo-hooing to men/women out in the sea and then eating them out.

Spotlight fallacy aside, the men that some of these women are married to…YIKES-YOWZA. Like have y’all seen the lady who had her husband pack her lunch and just now I see someone talm about sum my husband doesn’t LET me shower alone???? Exsqueeze me?? LETS??? Sister, stand up. Also, I wanna know if there’s any wilder ones straying out there

Got finger banged so hard last night, this man is coming over to my apartment (roommate left for “privacy” ???) and I got the idea of making drinks because we'll— I assume— watch a movie. So any drinks or concoctions you guys recommend??? And NO I AM NOT NERVOUS.

I missed this site omfg. I’m not dead— well, pursuing your PhD/MD can very well be lethal but I’m still alive!!! How is everyone????

I HATE BEING A BATTENDERRRRR. ALL THESE OLD ASS BITCHES DROOLING AND THROWING SLURS EVERYWHERE. GRT ME TF OUT OF HEREEEEER. I HATE RUSH HOUR AND BITCHES WHO ORDER MORE DRINKS WITHOUT JUST OPENING A FUCKING TAB. AND IM NOT A STRIPPER, PETE YOU FUCKING MULCH PIT.

Hey, how are you, guys?

Where do y’all get the cute vintage shit…besides eBay, and Etsy and thrift stores. Gimme truly underrated places to find vintages things.

My pitch in is Garage sales, got the cutest little jewelry box.