Mama_Agnus's answer page 34 (856)

Just remember embarrassment is fleeting, you will die, and so long as you don't start off extremely or way too personal and also BE KIND, you'll be fine. That's how I ended up talking about Peter Steele's cock with a stranger, so trust me, it works.   reply

When someone told me to get a j*b.... When someone told me that my titties were fake??? When people started getting married to while I was blacked out in Vegas and then get mad at me for hoeing around??? Speak up if you're my accidental wife or hubby, smh... When they put a baby in arms and left like I wasn't gonna steal the damn thing.   2 reply

I thought the fuck ass bob was cute.   reply

I’m taking a bath, so literally yes.   reply

Freeze time.   reply

(My husband) did it.   1 reply

A well written quote, at it's core, is a drop derived from a sea. Someone finally put it into words, and with simplicity, and or elegance. One of my favorite quotes is from Slaughter-House Five. "So it goes..." Yes, you're right, so it has to go, so it must go, so it goes, there's nuances in the three words, there's reason, thought, and conclusion.......   reply

- Hannibal Lecter - Jennifer Check. I'll let you figure out why. Edit: THIS IS SATIRE, MOFOS, stop grilling meeeee .   3 reply

Boring ass BLs, specifically those super fluffy ones with no sustenance and mind numbingly boring (bonus points if they have some dumb misunderstanding for conflict). There's so much BL with rape and other shut that people have been praising mediocracy.   reply

Maybe you didn’t give enough time for people to earn your trust. Maybe the intimacy of seeing something wrong scares you. Give someone a chance for the long run, take that risk, it doesn’t even have to be in person, try online friendships. And be honest about how you feel. ️   reply

Whenever someone comes over and I'm trying to be hospitable I love saying "Oh, please, let me bitch the pot for you." Their reaction is always priceless.   1 reply

isn't he a DREAM? No, but seriously it's Tamino.   reply

I stick my shit in my thong strap and hope it stays tbh.   1 reply

I got kicked out for crashing out... My argument to come back is...badly proportioned yaoi. Yk what, hell yeah, come back into my sweet, loving 3 ft 11 inch tall hands, baby   reply

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Ugh, no hate to you, but y’all be recycling the same damn questions. I swear I answered this at least twice…   1 reply

Men shut the fuck up. ps, I want to coccyx GONE.   1 reply

Keep gooning, get that cardio in, diva. ️   2 reply