Mama_Agnus's answer page 40 (851)

I've come to the conclusion and acceptance that I am a LOT (girlboss, fat ass, big tits, correct opinions, beautiful smile, and etc...), so anyone who can throw me over their shoulder and say "yep that's enough, let's go home." is what I NEED. Bonus points if it's a hot lesbian stud.   reply

You’re not an asshole, you’re tired of the hypocrisy.   1 reply

hmm...what a difficult choice (I don't play neither).   reply

it sounds like that one passage from I have no mouth and I must scream and a little I have a "stick-of-mass-believed-opinions-stuck-up-my-ass" way.   1 reply

The Vampire Chronicles   reply

She needs to pull herself together.   1 reply

The East Asian audience values beauty a lot— and I’ll leave it at that.   reply

I'll suck that character's dick for 1 billion dollars, are you tripping???   1 reply

Better question is who’d come out not looking like that one that fanart of Alvin and the chipmunks getting head   reply

Real question, I've been struggling too, but I heard coffee eye masks help. walking around looking like this mf:   1 reply

that's one way to do it, ig.   1 reply

"Love one person"...now, be serious.   reply

Hardcore cardio--- AKA making sweet sweet love to your mom.   1 reply

If El*n Musk wasn't such a big bitch baby, we would've already had Mpreg...why? Because all his babies are IVF, he had sex like 3 times.   1 reply

A 35-year-old man follows me when I was 15, in hopes of cheating on his wife with me. I actually have a more recent one too, I went camping with my now boyfriend, and we hunted together, cracked beer, and went to sleep. And as far as we knew we were the only ones there. But then around like 3 ish, I heard a sound and he was still asleep so I gr......   2 reply

I’ll pass on that, thanks. ️   reply

The most weightless burden. You feel awful, but you’ve never smiled harder.   1 reply

I've been waiting for this one (I still have more):   3 reply