jigu's juicy tits in my mouth's question page 3 (66)

Even tho I've read so many yaoi with urethral play, it never occurred to me women can do it too.

I was today years old when I learned. Apparently bitches can fit a whole ass dick up in their pee hole

The body truly is amazing. And the infections are probably out of this world

I have to get this off my chest.

Basically, back in high school senior year, an average looking korean dude transfers to our high school. (Imo he looked average. He just knew how to style himself well). All of the younger kpop girlies started calling him 'oppa' & tried to get close to him. However he never got friendly with them (probably cuz dude could smell the fetishizing from a mile away LMAO). He was the TALK of our school cuz kpop was very popular at that time.

A close friend of mine and the korean dude became quickly acquainted due to their love of drinking, smoking, and partying.

And because the kpop girlies wanted to get close to the Korean dude and was extremely envious of my friend for successfully befriending the guy, they started shit talking him and my friend.

Prior to realizing the guy wants nothing to do with them, they praised him for being "so handsome" and "tall". After not being able to get close AND seeing the guy get along just fine with another girl, they started calling him "not so handsome" and "not as tall as their kpop oppas back in korea". Called my friend "desperate" for attention from a "true korean". They really out there describing themselves and not see the irony lol.

I was a kpop fan back then too but when I tell you I cringed so hard at these girls fetishizing kpop idols, fetishizing this random ass korean dude. The moment they couldn't get that kpop ideal fantasy out of that Korean dude, they TURNED ON HIM. He transferred out like half a year later lol (fyi not due to any of the kpop girls cringe tho. The guy just traveled a lot cuz his family's work. So his transfer to our school was temporary to begin with). Even then they still complained about "he wasn't even that big a deal" like GURLS stop lying.

They were all over him but pretended it wasnt a big deal to make themselves feel better about their desperation. It was so embarrassing. Felt bad for the guy. He definitely seemed to enjoy the attention since he looked the type (play boy party type) but those kpop girlies were doing the most with their fetishizing. If I was him, even if I enjoyed the attention, I wouldnt wanna be near these people who dont even like me for me, but only like me because I'm korean and they can pretend I'm kpop.

I wonder if they ever look back at their desperation and cringe like I do lolol. They were young and impressionable, so I get it. But hope they've at least grown out of fetishizing kpop culture tho. If not, then yikes.

End rant. Just had to get this story off my chest. The world needs to know the cringe of kpop fans.

Your dad and your boyfriend switch souls. Now your boyfriend's soul is within your dad's physical body. And your dad's soul is within your boyfriend's physical body. You have to fuck one of them to put their souls back. Who do you fuck?

No trying to find loopholes, no "I'm single" "I'm orphan" "I'll choose death" etc. Just answer the question.

Had a family event the other day and uhm, my cousin showed up late cuz she was on a date with her "boyfriend". They'd started dating recently. I was curious wassup so I asked if he was a classmate or what.

She was like, "nah he's 19"

The bitch was 15 years old. Her "boyfriend" is likely a freshman or sophomore in college. Wtf is this adult doing dating a 9th/10th grade high schooler? If she was a senior I would understand. 19 and 17/18. Sure.

But 19 and 15?? Am I overreacting?????

Uhm so we know how omegaverse works. Pheromones. Omega and alpha who cant control themselves. Rape. The whole spiel.

What if we give the omega an anti-rape upgrade? Retractable teeth embedded into the lining of their rectum. It comes out when they dont wanna have sex with whoever is trying to rape them. My best idea yet ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~

I'm not even gay bruh. I'm straight. But there was a moment in my life when I FELL FOR A GIRL HARD. She was SPARKLING. She was GLOWING. She was CUTE. She was FUNNY. My eye sacks were GLUED to her. Like I couldn't look away. She was the most attractive to me. I was infatuated with her.

The feelings eventually wore off BUT POINT IS. My initial perception of her personality momentarily bewitched me.

She wasn't the most attractive physically (not my beauty standard in women at least. Of course beauty in eye of beholder) but the fact that her personality momentarily turned me gay. Personality over looks, anyday.

my toxic trait is reading trash ass stories that anger me so much so i seek out even more trash ass stories to override that and it just gets worse and worse.

I need something wholesome fr something to cleanse and cure. halp

As a certified broke person, when I wanna go shopping spree, I go to dollar tree. Got like 11 items for less than $15. They might be cheap and will probably break soon but I've successfully gaslit myself into happy mode.

Hey so ya I just want my autism coworker to stop rambling and let me work. Goal is to not get sent to HR.

I already pulled the "wow, that's crazy. Damn" multiple times. It ain't working. But any advice or personal experience thoughts, would be helpful. Thanks.

was swimming with my friend today. One of her goals is to dive and touch the bottom of the deep end of the pool, around 9 ft. Shes a smoker so she cant control her breathing very well. Everytime she tries to swim down, she floats back up. She never makes it past 3 ft below surface. She's been very confused how to control her breathing so she can sink down properly and touch the bottom.

I havent the courage to tell her scientifically fat is less dense than water so someone with a significant amount of it will float on water and it isnt her breathing that is the problem......

ik this isnt typical for all m x m and is usually associated with the kinky stories but what are your thoughts

I'm kinda neutral. I don't mind it. But also maybe just calling it ass wouldve worked too

If yall havent heard, look up "made in abyss kpop scandal" or among those lines.

Basically, some idol mentioned "dark themed" animes, including made in abyss, and now kppoop fans are calling him a pedophile or whatever because the anime is about children??

I even saw a thread where someone said to stop engaging with japanese content period, because people who like japanese content are pedophiles. And that if you watch any anime with minors, then you are a pedophile.

So guys, you and I, who enjoy japanese manga and anime, we are pedophiles. So sad

Your girl was curious so she looked up how long the rectum is and apparently they are between 5-8 inches, sources vary. Basically, unless that lightsaber reaches the sigmoid colon, that baby is likely at best 8 inches. At worst a smol 5 inch cock.

So next time you read a yaoi, take note where that lightsaber pokes (●'◡'●)ﾉ

i thought lube was just lube lolol.

any ph below a 5.5 is not safe for the butt. it has to be neutral ph 5.5 to 7.

i mean dripping wet tears of joy

Not just on this site. But any site/platform in general. I personally block the most on disqus. Many people to reply to comments are doing so in bad faith. I simply choose to not give them my time. I block a lot on xitter too, especially EeLawn Mower.

Apparently some people refuse to block because they view it as "losing" and will continue to engage in arguments so they can be the "winner". Honestly never knew this was a thing lol I thought you should just block the moment the conversation turns hostile and/or drags on too long.

I don't view it as winning or losing, I prefer to think whether I've made my case or not. If I have and if the other person isn't focused on the point anymore and have resolved to insults or side-tracking, then I block to disengage and prevent childish arguments. I block because I can tell it is not necessary to keep talking.

Do you block? Why or why not?

Earlier this year my friend and I decided to move in together. 7 months later I regret ever doing so. I just don't understand her mentality. She prioritizes the little things that makes her happy in life while de-prioritizing the things that should be important. Such as rent. Or having a car.

Ever since her car got repossessed, I've been obligated to drive her around during my free time. This includes sending her to work and picking her up from work.

I just don't understand what we're doing anymore. Why are we living like this. Are we living together or am I a live-in maid?

She and I wanted to move out to be more independent. We can't afford to live on our own (this economy killing me istg) which is why we decided the next best thing was to be housemates and split bills. But with how everything has been going, she is not independent at all.

Even though we're friends, I just feel it isn't my problem to be responsible for her. She should have thought things out more carefully before suggesting we move in together. She should have known she wouldn't be able to pay the rent AND pay her car bills. It's like she acted on impulse now I gotta pay the price with her.

And me too. I'm not faultless I admit. I should have known better than to trust her when the first red flag was she asked me to cover her portion of the deposit fee and first months rent in order for us to secure the apartment in our names. I shouldn't have covered for her. I should have said no, because if she wasn't responsible enough to have money to secure the place, why did I think she would be responsible enough to have money to pay for the place once we actually start living there. She is living beyond her means, I should have seen this coming. I should have trusted my gut when it started feeling all queasy the moment she asked me to cover. I was stupid. I was naive. I assumed we would both be able to do our part and that hasn't been the case. But I've learned my lesson.

I feel like living on our own shouldn't be this difficult? I just don't understand why she insists on making her life so hard.

It's exhausting, it's disappointing. I'm done. I'm planning to move back home when the lease ends. Just 2 and half more months before the lease reweal comes. I'm going to smack that with a big NOPE.

Ya roommate takes a shit. Splatters it all over the bowl, a lil on the toilet seat, and toilet cover. Doesn't clean it up. Leaves for work.

You wake up. You need to take a shit. You see the crime scene. You either glove up and clean so you can sit on a clean seat or don't shit at all.

Is this enough reason to move out, fellas, is it? Because this isn't even the first time

including the stank ones