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You stupid wet-ass-horny-submissive-doggy fucks! You don't deserve to walk the same soil as my high class alpha self. If you even got close to me, my pheromones would overwelm you (i haven't showered in 3 weeks) and you would immediately go into a heat. Gross disgusting beings who try to kiss my feet, and beg for a taste of my schlong! Well, guess what? You'll never get it! My 11 inch weewee will NEVER come close to your disgusting slimy assholes. Dammit, you should all have your human rights revoked and locked away without a key.

#ALPHASUPREMACY
#OMEGASAREGROSS
#NORIGHTS4OMEGAS

I don't know if I spelt Utheral right, so sorry if not.

If you do not know that a Utheral Sound is, its basically those thin (usually metal, but it can be glass or even liquid) rods that you usually see getting put in the dick-holes of dudes to stop them from cumming. Its usually a form of BDSM.

Anyways, I'm a woman, and im curious: do these rods hurt? do they provoke any pleasure?
Because in the manga/hwa/huas ive read featuring these, ive seen subs both saying it feels good (which im assuming they feel sexual pleasure and no pain) and those who scream about how much it hurts.

I can understand liking the pain, and i guess stimulating the prostate if you go deep enough??

How much do these things hurt???

i feel like everyone on this website is horny women.. how many men actually use this site?

He's such a silly billy cutie patootie sad sexy oncologist. I would take this man over any anime boy. I COUD BE YOUR NEW AMBER WILSON PLEASE

sorry guys james wilson is my new hyperfixation..

Corn is so good like mmmm.... its all so yummy.. buttered corn straight off the cob? grilled corn? salted corn? corn in mashed potatoes? who could resist? not me.. Delicious. Magnificent. Wonderful. Excellent.. I hope whoever started genetically modifying corn to make it edible and this sensational got their ass ate out in their life time.

maybe this is a sign i need friends

Someone made a fake snapchat account impersonating me and posted a school shooting threat over a picture of kurt cobain (yeah. im not kidding. Kurt cobain.) . Went district wide, and nearly everyone skipped from the elementary, middle and HS because they thought i was gonna shoot the school up. Thankfully, i had emails of me reporting the account for impersonating me last year (yeah. this had been going on for a year. no, nobody gaf), and in the end they did conclude that the snapchat account was fake and sent a school-wide email confirming it.

Had cops roaming my school for a week. Im a straight A student, clean record and a dream of going to college. This literally could've ruined my future.

No, they did not find out who did it, but apparently they reached out to Snapchat. Also heard an earful from my parents about their supposed ''anti-bullying policy''. It was def a crazy year. :)

that saga was crazy. like wtfdym Jacob imprinted on a BABY? Like after being in love with bella and losing to Edward he's all like ''fuck it cant have the mom so ill have the baby instead'' and impinted on a CHILD like wtf was that pedo arc
Also that scene when bella is giving birth and edward is like taking fucking bites out of her stomach to get the baby out...and how bella looked borderline anorexic...
and the cgi was SO BADDD
holy shit guys im tweaking. i haven't seen much of the tv stuff but ive read the books and seeing clips of the tv stuff is like sheesh wtf was that shitshow omg

guys i gave my irl pookie bff this account so please be good

I'll start. My 6 year old pitbull somehow managed to eat a some of an ADULT diaper (I have a severly autistic brother who was never able to be potty trained unfortunately) without anyone knowing, and i found out when I let him outside to go potty. And when he came in he BOLTS past me and starts running around my livingroom and squating (not sitting) in spirts. call him over, and this dog has a fucking STRING of diaper hanging from his ass to the floor so I had to chase him around (as he's trying to squat and drag this piece of diaper all on all my shit) and legit pull it the rest of the way out his ass with a piece of toilet paper. I'm glad it didn't hurt him, but needless to say we were both extremely embarrassed and exhausted once the whole ordeal was over.. also bonus points for pictures (=・ω・=)

hehe, ive seen a lot of rage bait posts recently and wanna know ur experience

Guys whats the difference between a manhua manhwa and manga? wtfttdtsg

Guys how do i stop my period from making me smell like PERIOD BLOOD?!... Its so PUNGENT. Like i shower, change my pad everytime i use the restroom, wash my hands, and absolutely DOUSE myself in perfume and istg you can STILL smell it im crashing out wtf does anyone else have this problem?

Most people who avoid GMO products and protest against said products usually aren't very educated on what they are actually fighting for. Most don't even know what GMO means.
Genetically modifying crops helps for a better yield, resistance to diseases and insects, as well as inhancing taste. With GMOs, theres less of a need for insecticides and other chemicals, as the crop has already been bred to be strengthened against these things. So in the end, it seems to be beneficial for the environment as well.

So thats why I struggle to actually comprehend why people are against GMOs in the first place? Do they see it as unnatural? That seems hypocritical coming from people who use any sort of technology.

I mean, at least with Organic products you can somewhat understand where people are coming from. They have a reason, which is usually about protecting the environment from chemicals. (also unrelated, but most people tend to misunderstand and think organic products aren't fertilized at all. They are still fertilized, just usually with stool, bloodmeal, bonemeal, etc. take that as you will ig.)

Idk, I struggle to find any downsides with GMOs, but maybe im a bit biased since i was super into ag and FFA as a kid. Anyways but id like to hear someone elses opinion on this

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What is your honest opinion on ''Dead Dove'' fanfiction? Bc lowk I kinda love them.. I mean obv it depends on the topic, some of those ao3 authors go CRAZY w that shit (seriously, crazy. like pls seek therapy crazy..) But in general i really like reading gorey,angsty,creepy,under-your-skin kind of stuff.

Idk, what's yall's opinion on it?
Otherwise, what's your fav type of fanfics? (trope, style etc.)

Okay guys, I've began a House MD fanfiction called ''Amnesia was her name'' and its about House overdosing and when he wakes up he forgets everybody he's ever known. my goal is atleast 1k words per chapter.
But im still really new to writing so id love any advice/constructive criticism from anyone who likes to write.

It's on quotev, my user is sillybilly17 or ''Wilson my Beloved.''
Check it out!! (please, id really super appreciate it)

questions that i cant find an answer to on google and im too anxious to ask anyone else

1. heart palpitations /heart beating out of chest
2. quick switches from sweltering to literally freezing
3. light headedness (kinda feels like ur floating, but not in a ''im gonna pass out'' way)
4. when im working out all my symptoms go away and i feel 100x better (during the workout/a bit after) but then they all come back
5. i recently stopped taking Zoloft, but this was like a week ago atp.
oh yea and sometimes i feel a bit neasous ngl

Now dr gregory house diagnose me
my hypothesis is that its just from me stopping my meds so suddenly but its been awhile tskstslk

Would you rather stick up your ass

1. cactus or lamp
2. telephone pole or stripper pole
3. candycane or real cane
4. Popsicle or lollipop
5. fingernail or toenail
6. washing machine or drying machine
7. 20inch TV or gaming pc
8. Cockroach or grasshopper
9. strawberry or blueberry
10. Real man or Anime man

una pregunta actual