number 1 squirt lover's answer page 1 (39)
angelina the squirt master been my sworn opp since the great squirt war like i never bounced back… the humiliation still haunts me
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14 09,2025
margareth cum get this coochie!!!
manhwa is the mansion summoned by ghosts x
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16 09,2025
yes absolutely she got years of experience
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16 days
i burnt brownies, broke half my dishes, got shit on by a pigeon, failed my physics test, AND I FUMBLED TWO GUYS not one BUT TWOOOOOOOOOO
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2 days
imagine getting assassinated by some crusty 4chan incel like sorry buuut that could never be me
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12 09,2025
i have an early meeting out of town… bitch…
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13 09,2025
i literally escaped from a boarding school twice like full on jumped the wall and ran home and there was this gang running around with long knives called superpower and when my classmates told me to watch out i deadass thought they meant actual superpowers like i thought i was about to get a speed boost or smth after escaping
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15 days
forget fart kinks i saw lesbians scissoring in a bathtub full of diarrhea water like twitter rlly unlocks the deepest rot in humanity n gooners
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22 days
idk they’re kinda cute
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23 days
idc i had a therian friend in middle school n i used to help her paint her little masks lolzies
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16 days
actually hate the toxic yuri plague going on rn like they think its deep n psychological but its just trauma porn speedrunning every clichd plot imaginable mc gets abused, raped, gaslit n its fine apparently cuz the fl has ptsd or smth then boom happy ending my ass and ok this ones kinda a non issue but like in yuris where its sooo obvious who’s ......
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16 days
yesss go find a bitch to scissor with next
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16 09,2025
yesss and like i bought cupcakes after seeing trump on tv he’s like one step closer to melting in hell dw
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12 09,2025
when canute killed askeladd instead of thorfinn i was literally floored like i rlly thought we were on the basic ass action script yk?? mc suffers, grows, gets his revenge kill in the end blah blah yawn but vinland said no actually here’s despair served on a silver platter lololol thorfinn didn’t even get his lil closure he just got left broken......
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22 days
lol ok it wasn’t even funny but how the message was conveyed made me giggle a lil
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15 09,2025
this is so real honestly just date both who’s gonna stop u?? god?? he’s busy girl just live ur life fr no one seriously dates till they’re like 21 where i’m from fuck with the both of them lol and add a couple more the more the merrier but like fr if he’s super religious leave him alone messing with ppl’s beliefs never sat right with me
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1 days
i didn’t study and got a 2.5 on my exam went from an a+ to an f all in one day this is all the motivation u need ️
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16 days
maybe i’ll have an enormous dick too one day
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18 days