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UGHH I wish someone would just tickle my fat inflated hairy bellyyyyy ugghhhhhhhhhh like ughh can someone just tickle and nuzzle their uke self into my huge bellyyyyyyuuuhhh #pleaseeeee

Ok so How do yall shave your ass hairs because everytime I try I swear I slice open the rim of my asshole each time and it’s starting to seriously affect me to the point where I’m cutting myself daily just because of it. #help

So I got a Brazilian wax and that shit hurt like a motha fucka but also I swear the bitch was playing w my pussy… #howpeculiar #pervert

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Am I the asshole? I can’t stop jerking off to sylus,.,,,, I now have erectile dysfunction and my foreskin was ripped off in the process, it hurts to pee pee (oops sorry I just age regressed) and don’t even get me started on my asshole, my asshole is now gaping open from all the monster cocks I’ve shoved inside while thinking of sylus.. and my g spot is in shambles and doesn’t work anymore.. my whole body hurts but I just can’t stop nutting to sylus ;-; *rubs mah fat hairy belly as comfort*

Would yu rather eat a whole chocolate cake by yourself or eat my ass out lmk yall