Kickassalien's answer page 46 (1272)

Sugar don't eat yourself......   1 reply

My mom says Punjabi sounds too rough so I doubt it.....   reply

@An Idiot's answers......   reply

Cereal with milk is soup......   reply

You know what I'll be your hitman and turn against you cause you're a traitor, I'll steal your gf and kid and make em mine   2 reply

I was cleaning out my sisters' room and I remembered how our ps1 was in there... Then I remembered accidentally breaking it when I was younger lol. I miss the old tomb raider, crash, frogger, animorphs   1 reply

I'm an extra cause I've got side character syndrome....   reply

When I'm too lazy to get up.......   reply

I'm still trying to figure this out......   reply

My puns are excellent koala tea, aren't they.......   1 reply

A dumbass bitch decided to lie to the teacher and say that I called her "crazy" and shit..... And since I was quite a quiet child that didn't like confrontation or getting in trouble I stayed quiet about my innocence because I didn't fucking call this dumbass bitch crazy..... I had to go to the principles office and when I finally told him I didn't......   reply

Yes, I'm running out of ideas.... BUT you watch the next reminder will blow you out of the water......   1 reply

Music kills me then.... Specifically "somebody I used to know" from that one-hit wonder guy..........   reply

Are they at least tasty?   reply

As your mom, I shouldn't have seen this.........   reply

Exactly I don't click links either, what if I just so happen to get a heart attack before I can delete my history......... If the heart attack doesn't kill me my mom's disappointment will......   reply

I'm glad when doing a question you can't upload a pic, so you have to go the long way and give links instead.......   reply

I’m still single. Update: Not anymore! ;) and I used to do track and field...   1 reply