"USELESS!" is such a perfect insult in this scenario, amazing. X'D
I can always hear the sound of reason snapping here. XD
This is like the assassin skit where the assassin stirs the drink with his finger and licks it off.
Well, to be fair: Dressing LIKE THAT will definitely not make anyone interested. XD
Someone's gonna have a WTF moment when they check the CCTV comera footage of this day. X'D
I know his dong is intimidating, but was the red-key background REALLY needed? X'D
How tf can he be close with shoulders 3 times his headsize in terms of length? This is magic. XD
Man is NOT wasting any seconds. XD
Buddy is built like a Roblox Adonis. XD