Wut are you even talking about.
No seriously, WHAT.
Are you for serious, girl?
This guy gives off a serious Nnoitra-creeper vibe
Wut. They never met before? That's so freaking weird.
Are you fucking kidding me. On her birthday?!
Wut, aren't you like, in your 20s? What do you mean "Am I a cougar?"
Are you fucking serious right now.