For a millisecond I thought he was actually saying that, "Hello coworkers, yesterday I masturbated"
He's just spamming emojis like the girls that put eleven y on hey
He's actually so down bad it hurts to see
I'm sobbing
"So naturally, I dodged"
I was gonna ignore this part but when I saw this one I choked asksjaha, Dio is that you???
Chosing to die instead of coercing your crush is BASED actually
I searched up the statue , it is ugly indeed
SCRAWNY TWINK