he asked to get shot?????

i feel like my dumb ass is gonna do the exact same thing

Yo sarcasm is dangerous be safe out there

i will lol

Same

Or I look them dead in the eye and say “pew pew”

I WOULD SO DO THAT XD then I would try to pull a matrix and try to dodge but fail towards the end

FUCKING SAME

nah i would just" yo can you shoot your gun, i already know im going to hell." or like if my best friend was their "look I know you wanna shoot me and everything but may i direct you to my friend in the closet over their" my friend "that bitch" " hehe you remember that time you spoiled that manga ending for me"

the person misses his shot "nah bitch give me the gun i will show you how to do it" or like if me and my friend were tied up and he had the gun on safety "hey man your gun is on safety and word of advise you shouldnt kill us here i say you should kill us somewhere that nobody will find us." My friend: " of course this stupid bitch helps them"