LMAOOO I said the same thing
SEE?!?! I'm sitting here racking my doddamn brain thinking...
Original Me: Okay, so- so far every attractive-ass person in here have been a fucking vampire, right bitch?
Other Me: RIGHT!
Orginal Me: OKAY SO THEEEENNN~~ WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GUY HANDSOME AS ALL HELL, NATURALLY?!?! AND GOOD AT EVERYTHING HE DOES?! ONLY PASTER DADDY GETS THAT PASS, RIGHT?!
Other Me: Mmmmmmm-makes no sense so somethang is not adding up...
Original me: YOU RIGHT!! So this guy is sus especially because he's so "understanding" of the Vampire Queenie's situation...
Other Me: Original me you are just the smartest, the most intelligent genius, and the most prettiest bad ass bitch ever!!!
Original Me: Well thank you other me!!! Only you can give the best compliments!!! BUT ANYWAY YEAH THIS GUY MUST BE A DAMN VAMPIRE BECAUSE DATS JUST CHEATING!!!
Other Me: YEAH!!!
ur mind is so powerful queen, this made me bust out laughing
Pffftahahaha!! I'm entirely a powerful idiot FOR SURE!! And I'm glad I was able ta make us both get a kick outta my silliness today!!
I KNEW HE COULDN'T BE THAT GOD DAMN SEXY BY HIMSELF. ....Deadass because that wouldn't have been fair.