“Y'all won't guess what the fuck happened to me. So last night around 2pm in the summer around Christmas time, I was in my room walking home on my way to work, and my mom, and i was hungry as fuck so my grandma went in the kitchen and started making some sense, cuz my sister lost her virginity, AGAIN, but this time she left it at her boyfriends cock in the barn, and her birthday was coming up yesterday, so i got her a little self portait that this dude drew, but this dude drew it in Spanish, like how the fuck she supposed to understand that shit, that's why i don't fuck with Mitchel Musso, you know what i'm sayin....”
“Y'all won't guess what the fuck happened to me. So last night around 2pm in the summer around Christmas time, I was in my room walking home on my way to work, and my mom, and i was hungry as fuck so my grandma went in the kitchen and started making some sense, cuz my sister lost her virginity, AGAIN, but this time she left it at her boyfriends cock in the barn, and her birthday was coming up yesterday, so i got her a little self portait that this dude drew, but this dude drew it in Spanish, like how the fuck she supposed to understand that shit, that's why i don't fuck with Mitchel Musso, you know what i'm sayin....”