I wish I could hire hitman to kill fictional characters lol

Well I guess you could theoretically hire a hitman to threaten and force the author to kill a certain character in their story
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(⊙v⊙ ) you seemed hella suspicious. but i would like it if i could kill people like
-eli
-weird ass high priest
-trashta
-trashta's dumperor(sovetrash)
-that random fake jewelled eyes kid
-a lot more

omg i need a lot of money for these hitmans...