i would sell the ex to satan for a cornchip

meant to like

He not even worth a corn chip. I’d trade the ex for a grain of sand

I’d trade him for an atom

I would trade him just for satisfaction.

I would trade him for air

NO. ATOMS ARE IMPORTANT. He’s not. Maybe trade him for a dandruff

Oxygen is important, he’s not. Maybe trade him for a chewed toe nail

Yes same.

Oh, right, then I'll trade him for dust

Yes! Everyone wants dust to go away just as much as we want that ex to get away

I woke up to an entire comment section debating this man's worth, or lack thereof lmaaoo

OMG. this comment section is so funny hahahhahaha