My dearest, I kneel before you to represent that I will always be a loyal and honoring simp. If you would be gracious enough to kiss me on the cheek, I vow to spend the rest of my days as an obedient protector of your replies.
No way! I want her to step on me instead
That’d be too much for a low-ranking simp like me. I could die happy with her stepping on me...but thinking about it, it wouldnt be too bad
A kiss would instantly kill me. Just her face being that close to me is instant death
My dearest, I kneel before you to represent that I will always be a loyal and honoring simp. If you would be gracious enough to kiss me on the cheek, I vow to spend the rest of my days as an obedient protector of your replies.