Since alpha's can't get wet

Idk why but i imagined them using olive oil or some other cooking oil and i snorted too hard

BYE

SAME

LMFAOOOO COOKING OIL BITCH PLSSS

i crACKED AT COOKING OIL PLS AKDHDMS MY MIND WONT STOP IMAGINING THIS

I mean olive oils were used for "that" in ancient times

I don’t trust oil tbh I say lotion for the best like I ain’t usin
Cooking oil NO

Oh god no dont put that image in my head

this is the kind of history i never knew i needed to not know but also needed to know... now, i probably will remember this whenever i see olive oil in the kitchen