
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ Here, let me introduce you to Alishan tea that can solve all issues!!! Its a type of oolong tea that is smells fragrant and tastes fruity. Apart from stopping wars, this tea also helped me snagged a husband because I smelt like unicorn and rainbows after I drank this! Also yes! I got my very own alphonse! I serve him tea with milk and sugar that he enjoys and the effect is that he kneels by my feet to get laid! Best tea ever!!

Oh. My. God. I can't believe you're a real life duchess ༎‿༎ with your very own Alphonse! Unfortunately, I don't have easy access to tea cuz I'm poor af and what I can afford were those instant ones, maybe that's why it tastes awfulಥ╭╮ಥ Ohmy I just googled it, yeah it's a bit pricey for me...thank you for the recommendation though you're so nice(っ.❛ ᴗ ❛.)っhope you continue to have a happy marriage!
Water. Drink some motherfcking water then(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
Kidding aside, I'm actually so fcking curious about how the tea tastes like, cuz what I drank so far was bitter af and just generally awful. I get the smell thing cuz tea really smells amazing but the taste is meh. Milktea is really nice though, I like it hehe must be my sweet tooth at play.