This comment made me choke on my juice
LOLL
Next time I sleep with someone I will be hearing this in my head and will very likely start cracking up. Agh I don’t think that’ll end well
this comment made me choke on air
whisper it to your partner and see what happens lmao
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OMG I truly just laughed so loud. Lmfao. Please someone, one of us must do this and report back
Hey y’all just checking in to see if anyone actually put these beautiful words in action lmao. I have ‘not had the chance’ (aka painfully single).
im unfortunately a single virgin with severe body image issues so i don’t think i’d be getting dick any time soon lol
Well that is about as honest and honest gets. Admirable quality my friend. If and when the opportunity presents itself for me I promise you I will either say it in my head or really test the humor of the guy and say it right then. Either way there will be a hilarious report in the future. I promise I will not let this brilliant MO be forgotten
lmao thanks dude
come on babe show him why your dick is better than his dildos it’s your dick’s time to shine