storytelling

i must say as a french person, i wrote beaded on the internet because i never saw that term, and it told me it means something with pearls. of course i didn't understand and decided to move on because tf a dick could get pearls?

then i searched it up because of y'all.
at first i was scared to look it up.
finally i pressed the button "search".

now i understand everything.

but i still have one confusing question in my head...

why compare juergen's dick with these atrocuous things??????? plz do tell joohan, i think we all need explanations