If sus why hot? Ngl If he needed a dog I would bark for him.

ima have to fight you for the position as his dog

Sorry spot taken! why don't you apply for the cat position. I'm pretty sure that isn't taken.

If you still wanna fight after my recommendation Imma have to use my whole arsenal on you

As appealing as that sounds, I'm more of a cat person. If that spot is taken I will literally be this man's parakeet please-