Aii imma keep count of all the ways she's had kids so far: 1. Pregnant by "stork potion" ...

Jaya May 28, 2021 7:18 pm

Aii imma keep count of all the ways she's had kids so far:

1. Pregnant by "stork potion" - a potion made with Gran's magic to get her pregnant. Not so farfetched as far as magic goes, 3/10 on the weirdness scale

2. Pregnant by "love belly cookie" - a witch made the cookie to have a baby with the hero Albert (cause fuck consent i guess) but the witch gave it to the girl and she split it with Gran and had an instant baby. Definitely weird and also major creepy factor, 8/10.

3. Pregnant by dress - literally have no idea what happened here. She wore Dernier's dress and when Gran pushed her down down for smexy times hehe, the dress was all "injection of mana complete. Remaining time till childbirth 10, 9, 8...". Totes weird and not quite sure why the demon queen would have a dress with that feature, 9.5/10.

4. Pregnant by hot spring - Gran kissed her in a hot spring and she got pregnant immediately cause he has super sperm. Lol no, apparently the inn is known for their instant pregnant hot springs. This is one is actually quite normal compared to the rest but she had the baby as an egg. Like an egg popped out of her body. Very very weird and biologically inaccurate. 7.5/10.

5. Pregnant by miracle flower - she got pregnant after praying. Gran wasn't even involved in this so not sure that's his baby?? This time the baby came out in a cabbage. Also does the magic expand her vagina everytime or how is she just popping out these large round objects easily? 5/10, seems normal after the egg thing.

Responses
    Siuzen May 28, 2021 8:02 pm

    I think 5th child is also related to Gran, that flower was bloomed because of their love , so technically she is their child
    ( ̄∇ ̄")

    zamiac May 28, 2021 8:35 pm

    She also has his ears and he said my newborn baby so....