Imma laugh if it’s a salt mine instead of diamonds

I hope not but I'm laughing now

I wouldn't laugh if it ended up being a Himalayan salt mine. They would make Bank. Then who would be laughing? The person who's jumping into a vault full of coins like Scrooge McDuck, that's who.

Well... put aside that wealth fact
Since this story is basically talking about or more about food, it wouldn't be surprising if the Shiny object (supposedly a jewel) they are talking about turns out to be a salt XD


Fancy foods and ingredients are all expensive after all
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