Responses

If my mom weren’t an ex massage therapist: My sarcastic ass would conjure up a description like me knocking on their bones and saying: this- BONE. And putting way too much pressure on a tense muscle and saying: This- tense as fuck MUSCLE. A massage is when you rub the muscle to get you’re body nice and relaxed. Stretches prevent cramps. If it were a written thing I would just write the second to last sentence in my response.
Lmao this is cute but sometimes I just burst out laughing. Like he when he explained what a massage was, it's similar to when I'm writing an English paper and they ask me to give the definition