Warning: Swearing, human body parts, and a vacuum cleaner will be mentioned in this statement, read at your own risk
Wait….Your going to read this?
Are you sure about this? It’s not really PG 13… well maybe but the contents of it isn’t
Wow you must be very curious!
Haven’t left yet I see….
Well you’ve been warned!
Bruh did that red haired bastard compared her to a fucking stick!? I like to see him try! Gosh, he reminds me of my friends abusive ex. Compared her to a vacuum cleaner and told her and all her friends present just to embarrass her that it had more ability and potential then her. I was like “Oh hell no!” Grabbed his best friend vacuum cleaner in his closest ( we were at her ex’es best friend (who is now my best friend after this incident (▰˘◡˘▰) ) party) and shoved the bottom to his private area Screamed at him “ Since this Vacuum cleaner has more potential than her, let’s see you have sex with it right now and give me your verdict, I’m pretty sure Hoover would appreciate the five star feedback, assh@le!” And flipped the switch on. Let’s just say some hospital bills had to be paid last night but I have no regrets! Honestly I didnt realized until now but the red haired bastard is just like my friends ex. A manipulative idiotic mommy boy b*tch! ………. Whew glad I got those out of my chest! Now… who did I scar? If I scar you for life I’m so sorry, but you have been warned ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ Welp… hope you have an amazing day sorry for the nightmares!
NEVER EVER INSULT A GIRL AND BOY FOR WHAT SHE/HE IS AND WHAT SHE/HE OFFERS TO YOU!! Honestly your so lucky for dating them, that they should be treated as Kings and Queens!
Warning: Swearing, human body parts, and a vacuum cleaner will be mentioned in this statement, read at your own risk
Wait….Your going to read this?
Are you sure about this? It’s not really PG 13… well maybe but the contents of it isn’t
Wow you must be very curious!
Haven’t left yet I see….
Well you’ve been warned!
Bruh did that red haired bastard compared her to a fucking stick!? I like to see him try! Gosh, he reminds me of my friends abusive ex. Compared her to a vacuum cleaner and told her and all her friends present just to embarrass her that it had more ability and potential then her. I was like “Oh hell no!” Grabbed his best friend vacuum cleaner in his closest ( we were at her ex’es best friend (who is now my best friend after this incident (▰˘◡˘▰) ) party) and shoved the bottom to his private area Screamed at him “ Since this Vacuum cleaner has more potential than her, let’s see you have sex with it right now and give me your verdict, I’m pretty sure Hoover would appreciate the five star feedback, assh@le!” And flipped the switch on. Let’s just say some hospital bills had to be paid last night but I have no regrets! Honestly I didnt realized until now but the red haired bastard is just like my friends ex. A manipulative idiotic mommy boy b*tch!
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Whew glad I got those out of my chest! Now… who did I scar? If I scar you for life I’m so sorry, but you have been warned ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ Welp… hope you have an amazing day sorry for the nightmares!