"I'm being a shitty asshole?! B-but I wiked you for 10 years now and my schlong is about to explode..." *inserts puppy eyes*
"Louis, why cant you feel my love through my schlong?"
"I'm being a shitty asshole?! B-but I wiked you for 10 years now and my schlong is about to explode..." *inserts puppy eyes*