Me in the future

Cinnamon roll July 12, 2021 6:53 am

Me: sees a snake.
Me: approach approach. So I kind of ate the wrong apple so you are supposed to take the power out from me by squelch hngh and all y'know
Snake: blink blink.
Me: okay? Approach, *about to kiss
Snake: bites.
Me: cries. But you were supposed to transform yourself

Responses
    satorou July 12, 2021 8:20 am

    Fuck

    Jellycute July 13, 2021 1:57 am

    That's....pretty...cool....??

    Yaoi Lover July 21, 2021 7:37 pm

    You should go to a hospital instead of crying after getting bitten.. Especially by a black mamba (that's if u had enough luck to go before dying XD)