"Hey. I saw you from a distance, spied on you several days, asked you out without first introducing myself, then waited at a spot you usually pass by to introduce myself and ask again. Then I used your very young kid to get you to agree, admit that I have been quasi-stalking you, want to squeeze your kids feet (WTF?!?), and then ask you to marry me. And look here! I even have the marriage paperwork ready to go!"
Yeah. That's not creepy at ALL. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ LOL
Still gonna read it though, cause it does look good....
"Hey. I saw you from a distance, spied on you several days, asked you out without first introducing myself, then waited at a spot you usually pass by to introduce myself and ask again. Then I used your very young kid to get you to agree, admit that I have been quasi-stalking you, want to squeeze your kids feet (WTF?!?), and then ask you to marry me. And look here! I even have the marriage paperwork ready to go!"
Yeah. That's not creepy at ALL. ╮( ̄▽ ̄)╭ LOL
Still gonna read it though, cause it does look good....