Better yet, stick the chainsaw up his asshole and turn it on, have his guts shred up
No no chainsaw is far to huge to suit such a fuking tiny dick, I bet a butter knife would be mush suitable cutting it slowly down ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
cutting out thin slices would be even better (︶︿︶)
Let's just cut their dicks off and let them live the rest of their lives knowing that they don't have a dick to fool around with anymore :)
How to use a chainsaw to cut down small dick? ( ˘◡˘ )