Well if my depressed lover kept saying that he wanted to dead every fucking day, and one day he said "Ok so congrats for your egagement you broke my fucking heart, and oh btw let's screw coz this is my last wish" then you found him laying beside you like a dead person with a strange empty bottle beside him. I'll think that he is dead.
But if it were me i wouldn't go as far as kill myself afterward like that because that's fucking ridiculous and so shakespearen like hell... i'm no juliet I AM JOHN CENA(╯°Д °)╯╧╧
hahaha U can't see me ..........
The best comment of the year!!! (≧∀≦)
How can someone mistook a person to be dead? I just can't imagine it...