another hate fest fucking pile of word vomit because i fucking love hating and this is mangago no one gaf

sorta half-review half-just flat out hateration dressed up in the most pretentious, grotesquely-pretty looking wrapping paper, but mostly a chucklefuck outlet for myself because spewing half-serious half-giggly vitriol on mangago for free is cheaper than taking anger management classes. anw, on to the word vomit:



fucked myself over reading this because it's honestly so fucking doo-doo dogshit pile of garbage dump HONEST TO GOD MID AS FUCK but i cant. fucking fully let go because the stupid as shit sunk-cost fallacy has trapped me and also you know that fucking irritating ass ITCH to see something through to the end even though this "something" is just a steaming pile of fuckfest? yeah. yeah, this is another bl manhwa that crosses that fucking checklist for me.

ive went on a rambly rage-fuelled tangent up on the weird timeline posts thing when comments were off but i just wanna reiterate how fucking BLAND this is... like mama. this shit is FLAT. flatter than thin-as-fuck crepes. flatter than gojo satoru's concave asscheeks (love u my dude.). the chemistry between the leads isn't even NOT there, it's in the fucking negatives - hell, my socked feet has more fucking friction and chemistry meeting the smooth marble floors of my house that i keep slipping on than whatever the FUCK transparent air vapors the two main leads have between them that the author fucking insists on calling as "chemistry".

and GOD, don't even get me STARTED on how the art just fucking HIGHLIGHTS the whole weird Uncanny Valley of it all - if the artist intend for the main leads of this webtoon to fail against actual fucking robots in a Turing Test when contested on the topic of romance, or you know, just Normal Human Interactions and Conversations, then confuckingratulations, you've gotten your shitty, shitty point across. actually glad they took this artistic approach actually - both the artist AND the author - because then we'll get gems like that one chapter where seokyeon was internally MOONING. over how yeowon just looks at him soooOooOOOoOoOO passionately compared to the other employees, which is then superimposed over a panel of yeowon looking at him like he would look at a fucking clearance aisle where all the lines of product are not only not even 10% off, but 5% - which is so clearly fucking insulting you may as well just have jacked up the original fucking price over offering this nothing-ass discount. which also, mind you, is actually the same expression he has been using to look at the other employees - and also the same expression he's been using to look at seokyeon for all of the past fucking chapters. so congratufuckinglations, webtoon creators, your artistic definition of "passionate love" is to have someone look at a supposed love interest as if they were second best to a slice of fucking Kraft cheese singles.

so, all in all, they hit the fucking triple crown here of awful writing, stiff expressions, and flat-as-fuck romance, but forget being crowned champion, they couldn't even place runner-up at the Dogshit BL Comics Championships, because surprise surprise - this webtoon isn't actually THAT bad. and this is where they commit the grave, unmistakeably numero uno most fatal flaw - of being boring. of, to repeat myself here, being BLAND. they couldn't even have the gall to make this, like, the most fucked up shit ever or the worst fucking thing i've ever fucking read - NO. they just made this BAD, but not the worst - MID, but nothing less and certainly nothing more. i'm not even fucking entertained or outraged at all - im just frustrated, at how fucking... SUBPAR everything is, but also miffed that its not that fucking trashy. this webtoon is the equivalent of like, a fucking table leg or a desk corner sticking out that you accidentally bump into - it slightly stings or aches in the place you bump it and it makes your day worse, but its not gonna fucking ruin your entire day nor does it hurt you so much to the point where all you can think about is the pain; at most, you'll feel irritated, but it's not even worth pushing back or fixing it back to its proper place because as much as it is a nuisance, its not THAT much of a nuisance, and you're rushing and you got bigger, better things to worry about. so, you just shove this annoying little stuck-out leg back, internally, into the recesses of your mind, all but forgetting the existence of this sad, pathetic, little nothing-ass trivial piece of shit nuisance until the next time you bump against it again (i.e., in this case, seeing it again on mangago's list of updated mangas) and feel that annoyance flare up.

so yeah, all-in-all, this ... is mid. its the big 3 B's - Boring, Bland, and Bnot worth my time. it is, in fact, such a nothing-ass webtoon that by the time i was halfway through writing this review-hateration, it wasnt even about the webtoon anymore - honestly, at the midway point i was just treating it as a fun little writing exercise; how much more can i flex my writing chops here and how much more can i fit in all my fanciful little hating whimsies into a creative writing flair? so yeah, honestly, i dont even probably believe in half of the shit i fucking wrote here, i was just talking to talk cause i fucking love writing in a pretentious as shit hating manner LMFAO - also, not gonna hold you, but i couldn't even dredge myself through actually sitting down and like. properly DIGESTING the story. like i was SKIMMING like a motherfucker because the story, the writing, the pacing, the dialogues, the characters, the art, the romance... everything pissed me off. everything was so robotic and unnatural that i was sure they fucking fed this shit into a fucking AI learning machine and birthed the entirety of ChatGPT - Cloudburst out-AI-generated artwork actual AI-generated artworks - bet the webtoon author and artists are fucking proud of that, huh?

but yeah blah blah blah, tldr 2-3/10, it was bland, dont know why they bothered with the epilogue when its literally just a bland, boring continuation of the main story that still hasnt added anything like, at ALL, to the story so far.

if u read this far then... damn? i salute you truly. idk why u stuck around this long but hope u enjoyed me rocking my fucking shits off; u can probably tell im off my meds LOL