The dick reminds me of my grandpa who was in hospice care and so he couldn't really go piss by himself so the nurses attached a plastic tube in his urethra. And since he couldn't really use his cock, some discharge started building up around it, it was hella veiny and red, it was also quite stiff but also slippery and slimy. One day, my grandmother decided to engage in intercourse with grandpa, which led to the veins to burst. It was a blood shit show. Grandpops was so weak and fragile like the baby girl he is. Anyways, the point is that the dick isn't appealing.
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The dick reminds me of my grandpa who was in hospice care and so he couldn't really go piss by himself so the nurses attached a plastic tube in his urethra. And since he couldn't really use his cock, some discharge started building up around it, it was hella veiny and red, it was also quite stiff but also slippery and slimy. One day, my grandmother decided to engage in intercourse with grandpa, which led to the veins to burst. It was a blood shit show. Grandpops was so weak and fragile like the baby girl he is. Anyways, the point is that the dick isn't appealing.