If a guy proposed to me by telling me he wants me to wash his pants I would immediately be like fuck yeah
YEP. (づ￣ ³￣)づ
If a guy proposed to me by using that line, he'd get punched in the face. (︶︿︶)＝凸
Wow okay I feel bad for that guy
You feel bad for someone who doesn't exist? (o.O)
Are you saying that you'll never be proposed to? Or are you saying that you just wont be proposed to in that manner. Also, 2D people dont exist but I can feel bad for them.
I do not wish to be married but i'll probably have to because parents. I'll never be proposed to in that manner because in my culture the line "Will you, for the rest of my life, please wash my pants?", is equivalent to "Will you, for the rest of my life, please be my credit card?". It's not very romantic, is it? And it's offensive.
Oh yeah, okay. I get what you're saying now.
That will hopefully be the line I use when I propose.
'____,
Will you, For the rest of my life, please wash my pants?'
Yup.
Readers: Oh come on get a fucking life.
Me: (⊙…⊙ )