if a man chewed the button off one of my shirts idc how hot he is, his ass is outta here.

We are so different, I would diddled his dong right there if a man popped off my button

So true

Really depends what shirt. If he got the button off, and i actually like the shirt, he's either sewing that shit back on, or he's getting me one that's exactly the same

they are honestly rich enough to just ask somebody else to sew it, and nobody would bat an eye