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Absolutely. Heard they modelled the dong of Caesar from Roses and Champagne off of sir Xie themselves, out of pure respect for their depravity.
The length, provides their wisdom. The girth, expanding their horizons to call upon the very thumbs that type up such mind-boggling filth. The blood, that fuels their dong to stand at full attention, pumping through their veins to accelerate the very thought in which creates the horrendous saga. Coming this summer to a theatre near you, Xie stars in a one man drama - Avatar: The Last Dr Kang Bender.
(100% accurate u/Xie lore, trust me bro)
i wish he would drown me in his yellow liquids like that. dr kang please let me spread your cheeks and I'm not talking the ones on ur face. please. i wanna get up in his perky little clappers and just phfpfpflfplfpfpfpfpfplhlhlfpfpfphlfllhfpfhpflfhlfhpp